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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Mammoth_Platform_357 on 2025-07-11 16:34:39+00:00.
Last night, I was out at a bar with a few friends, just hanging out. I noticed this girl across the room — laughing, clearly the life of the group. My friends saw me looking and started hyping me up. After enough peer pressure (and two whiskey sours), I decided to go for it.
Mid-walk over, I stepped on what I now know was a spilled drink. My foot slid out, I flailed like a malfunctioning windmill, and landed flat on my back right in front of her.
She looked over and asked, “Oh my god, are you okay?” I gave a thumbs-up and said, “Yeah, just testing gravity.”
Safe to say, I didn’t get her number. I did, however, get an ice pack and a fresh reminder that I am not, in fact, smooth.
TL;DR: Tried to flirt at a bar, slipped on a wet floor, fell in front of her, and embarrassed myself beyond repair.