I'd be too embarrassed to say no.
Well, guess I'm gay now...
this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2025
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Propose to them first, but so poorly they can't help but reject you.
Though that plan has a few glaring issues too.
That's their fantasy isn't it? That a gay person would hit on then, but they never do (wonder why huh) and that's why they're so frustrated with life in general.
I'm trans AND gay. I'd hit on them, but fuck that. I'm not going to debase myself for their enjoyment.
Maybe hit on them with a chair?
This.
And if for some reason someone is particularly compelled to throw their body, go in elbow first. A knee works too.
I oppose to gay marriage because I oppose the legal construct of marriage in a capitalist society.
You oppose gay marriage because you don't like gay people.
We are not the same.
/j (I'm not that opposed to marriage)
Every time a straight person gives me that kind of argument, my automatic reaction is : "Bitch, don't flatter yourself" or if I like them, I ask them if they're afraid to be hit on or is it that they're afraid that they're gonna like it.
Many of them are quite irresistible though
Big if true
Yep. As an avowed atheist, I don’t care at all if people want to be Christian. It’s only when the Christian agenda impinges on politics and policy that I start to protest. And religion actually HAS influenced policy, unlike the supposed gay agenda.
They'd just be insulted that no one ever would ask them.
Not my version of gay marriage. If they're going to take away gay marriage, I propose we institute mandatory gay marriage. Anyone registered as a Republican will be eligible for mandatory forced gay marriage. If a gay person wants to marry you, you're getting married! Also, that will have interesting interactions if the Republicans ever try to repeal the spousal rape laws....
As if a gay person would ever propose to them.
I don't get why people feel the need to intrude on what consenting adults want to do. If you don't like it go figure out why you're so angry and fuck off. People loving each other shouldn't offend you but somehow the same people want to harm others while standing behind religion.