Crack open a boy with the cold ones
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I remember watching What We do in the Shadows with my friends. They make this kind of joke like 50 times and I kept finding them extremely funny, but my friends did not, which was awkward.
2,000th? Ah, to be young again!
Visit a dwarven tavern and use your suspiciously high rhetorical skills to assume the position of fortress mayor. Then initiate a project to eliminate the communal dorms and give each resident their own personal bedrooms... for privacy.
Same as you did last year - rightwing trolling on twitter
1930th retirement application
Garlic wine and movies.
Idk what do vampires do for fun?
ultra-violence mostly
Could you do that but without the violence?
And without the ultra?
I envy you so much, you get zero hassle with capri sun and bobba tea containers.
What do you do with all that extra time?
seduce people