Dort_Owl

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Is Frost Punk fun? in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 42 minutes ago

It's poo

That's life! We're watching Albert Barillé's 1987 human physiology cartoon "Once Upon a Time... Life" episodes 1~5 on Blorptube @ 11 PM CET / 5 PM EDT in c/movies@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 43 minutes ago* (last edited 43 minutes ago)

Hey is it okay if you ad my new account to the nerd call?

powercry-1
👉👈

Patrice Emery Lumumba - Novo General Megathread of the 30th of June and 2nd of July 2025 in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
Patrice Emery Lumumba - Novo General Megathread of the 30th of June and 2nd of July 2025 in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
shitting out my doodoo ass in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

You bet I am because poopoo is taking up all the piss room!

shitting out my doodoo ass in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Get a load of this peepeepoopoo man over here.

Think you're better than us because you can shit? Think again...

Does your tendency match how you make your coffee, comrades? in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

laughs maniacally in instant coffee

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If the villain from Pixar's The Incredibles was Cuban would be be called Havana Syndrome? (hexbear.net)
 

I'm just asking questions no need to get offended

How does Asmongold even have an audience anyway? in c/memes@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I could have spent my life not knowing this existed you piece of

desolate

oh shid oh fug in c/memes@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 7 hours ago

Ate too much dort

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oh shid oh fug (hexbear.net)
 

shrek-pixel-despair

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How does Asmongold even have an audience anyway? (hexbear.net)
 
Damn, my account is two years old! in c/chat@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 20 hours ago

Our favorite wizard floppy-owl

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Caption this (hexbear.net)
 

dprk-soldier

Very early morning owl posting in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 22 hours ago

That's a dog, stupid

IT'S!! TV!! TIME!!! in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 22 hours ago

I don't trust him. Seems glooby. Probably has a pipis in his closet.

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How 90% of the posts on this site are made (hexbear.net)
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Oh fug kirbo (hexbear.net)
 

🌬kirby-spin 9/11

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oh shi (hexbear.net)
 
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Hehehehehe what the fuck is wrong with the manosphere? (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net
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Don't ever talk to me or my sons ever again (hexbear.net)
 
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Fellas, hear me out... (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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WORM ALERT (hexbear.net)
 
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Bedtime cat post (hexbear.net)
 
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