Isn't there a disease where an individual's body ages way faster than their actual age. Where they end up with the body of a 70 year old at the age of ten.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

A suspicious case of a special needs Benjamina Button.

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

I'm gonna start calling boomers that throw tantrums at service workers "elderly children" from now on.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 44 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Jesus does Trump really need his own toilet at this shop?

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Is Trump preganante?!

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They need to do way instain fascist> who kill thier rights, becuse these rights cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a politician with R who had kill her three bills, they are taking the three bills back to DC too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his bills ; i am truley sorry for your lots

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

What is happening?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

No he's just fat

[–] Wes_Dev@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Just fat.

(Me too.)

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Someone found a clever way to avoid cleaning the toilet.

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

DISABLED ELDERLY PREGNANT CHILDREN 🎵

HEROES IN A HALF SHELL 🎵

CHILDREN POWER! 🎵

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Fuck you, nobody makes me laugh with TMNT spoofs based on a meme.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

FACT: "elderly" is a relative term. A 5-year old considers a 10-year old to be elderly. Therefore everyone is Elderly to someone.

FACT: if you cannot get pregnant, then you are Pregnancy Disabled. (Case 2a: if you can get pregnant but are not currently pregnant, then you are Not Able to prove Pregnancy at the moment. Case 2b: if you can get pregnant and are indeed currently Pregnant, then you are things you are Not Able to currently do that you could before.) Therefore everyone is Disabled Pregnant.

FACT: everyone is the Child of someone else.

THEREFORE: everyone is a member of the set: Disabled Elderly Pregnant Children. Everyone may use this toilet.

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

FACT: “elderly” is a relative term. A 5-year old considers a 10-year old to be elderly. Therefore everyone is Elderly to someone.

Gonna be the obligatory cringy guy that splits hairs and completely misses the point of your joke: "Elderly" is in relation to the typical lifespans of your species, not relative to an individual. A 5-year old considers a 10-year old to be an elder, not elderly, unless they're sparrows in which case the ten year old is indeed elderly.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, turn your eyes for a moment to this child. Yes, to this 5-year-old child here before us sitting innocent, wide-eyed, hopeful of the world and their place in it. (No, Junior, you can't see your mommy yet, first these people need to figure something out.) Now I ask you the following, and think this over carefully. Do you really want to tell this child -- cover your ears, Junior -- do you REALLY want to tell this child: "No! your opinion doesn't matter!" Do you really want to tell this child: "YOU don't matter!" Do you really want to tell this child: "You have NO IDEA what is elderly and what isn't!" (Don't worry Junior, I'm not mad, I'm just making sure there aren't any bad people here who are going to hurt you. Don't cry Junior, I'm sure they'll do the right thing.) Because if you say -- if you claim, fancifully and without foundation -- that the term "elderly" is NOT relative, THEN YOU ARE HURTING THIS INNOCENT CHILD.

Now, I know you are not like that. I know you are good, decent, community-spirited people. And things can get a little abstract here, with talk about what words mean philosophically and how they came to mean that historically. But as you deliberate, I want you to keep Junior's hopeful, worried little face in your minds. Because that's what's at stake right now.

So please, for the sake of this innocent 5-year-old child, remember: the term "elderly" is relative to individuals. Thank you, and god bless.

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The logic is unimpeachable. I have been looking for a way to become disabled pregnant my whole life and now I have the documents to prove it.

[–] NovaPrime@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

Those poor kids :(

[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

If Benjamin Button was a woman 😳

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

so for children with terminal cancer?