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[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 56 points 7 months ago
[-] MBZzZzZzZz@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago
[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

Lost my cousin to a drop bear last year. Had to have a closed casket.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

They're called that for a reason, after all

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 54 points 7 months ago
[-] snor10@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Is that Reginald?

[-] Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago

It happens ...

[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 23 points 7 months ago

So what you're saying is...bring a koala with me the next time I break in somewhere?

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 months ago
[-] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 7 points 7 months ago

Yes, that will confuse the police twice as much!

[-] ShortFuse@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

As the age-old adage goes, "If there's koala shit, you must acquit."

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 7 months ago

Your chances of getting killed by a koala are low but never zero.

[-] Dmian@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Homicide at the zoo, maybe?

[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 7 months ago

Only the best kind.

[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago

must be a hydroponics gum tree lab

Eucalyse Legalyptus

[-] Trd@lemmy.wtf 8 points 7 months ago

Just wear nice warm koala gloves when preforming crime?

[-] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 8 points 7 months ago

I always wear my koala finger gloves when doing crime stuff.

[-] SVcross@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Well, everything happened last Monday. It was a slow day, until....

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 6 points 7 months ago

Robbery at the decongestion lab

[-] BustinJiber@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

The dude seems to be living in blissful innocence not knowing anything about common koala tactic of falling from tree ass first on a victim underneath thus easily breaking neck.

[-] Adori@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago
[-] cone_zombie@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Goddamit, I knew that coala framed me. The jury didn't believe me though.

this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2023
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