All you need to lift this is 3 people with strong sphincter muscles.
this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2025
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Oh no, I hope I don't sit down and "accidentally" pop that doorknob in my asshole.
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The one sticking out at foot level is insanely dangerous. You're guaranteed to trip and end up with that thing popping into your asshole when you fall.
Why do I always get the knob seat?
It’s ok, the base is flared
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What a waste. Those doors are real wood and are now ruined all cause timmy hit the meth pipe and got inspired
No kidding. Even if you didn't want them, I bet you could sell them for ~$100 each to the right person. Hell, I would buy them for that. Brand new solid core 6-panel doors run $250 at Lowes. And that's without the knob holes or hinge mortises pre-cut.
Excellent conversation starter:
Where on earth did you get this?
Is it safe to sit in?
Are you sure?
Wow, it's incredibly uncomfortable, isn't it?
So what happens when you show someone the door? Do they stay or do they go?
Why would you leave the handles on there? The whole thing was wild, but a bit better planning and some big cushions and it would work.
The one on the bottom right hand corner of the picture is the ankle smasher.
Imagine plopping down on that and racking your sack. It's like a church pew, but worse.
It’s either that or a hinge to the back of the skull.
They really made bad choices here.
That’s the couch JD Vance fucked.
I would buy that and turn it back into doors.
They didn’t remove the knob’s or even round over the edges. A mediocre woodworker could get 2 doors out of that. A skilled woodworker would get 3 (with some reattachment efforts).
I could probably get one whole door.
Conversation starter
Bruh, that is not the type of conversation I want to have in my living room
Which one of you animals didn't use a coaster on Dame Judy Dench??
Dame Judy Bench was right there.
Yeah but I ran right past it because by the English grammatical rule of jorts, a bench made of doors is a dench.
Well, I'll be damned! How could I have been so foolish‽
Probably got hit by autocorrect lol
What in the meth?
It is what? A-door-able?
Watch your knob around that knob.