this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2025
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This should qualify as a shitpost.

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[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Maybe it tastes better than it looks. I certainly hope so.

[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hell, it's look better if they just tossed the dick and balls in the sauce to begin with.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you think about it, that's a lot of balls for one dick.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I think I should go to a doctor...

[–] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

hong konger here! the beef balls certainly taste better than they look; they're very abundant here as a hotpot ingredient. idk about the sausage, but it looks like a standard chicken frank.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The color of the meats makes it look rancid. I would have to pass on that, but I wonder how the sauce tastes.

[–] sqibkw@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

This must be from the British influence 🤔

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you sure that’s food?

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Who needs vegetables? Fruit is for wimps! Fiber is fake news...

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

I feel like this is what I would receive at a cafeteria in a haunted hospital

[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’d fold the sauce portion over the meat portion to coat it (like those yogurt cups). It would probably look a lot more appetizing that way.

[–] pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

But if it does not look like shit, is it still a shitpost? 🤔

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Idk, with that sauce it might taste amazing.

[–] basiclemmon98@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

I really want to cross post this to !aboringdystopia@lemmy.world...

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Looks like shit from a butt

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Crap from an arse, probably

[–] StellarExtract@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Feces from a hiney, assuredly

[–] simulacra_procession 1 points 1 month ago

That shit that ain't even come out the ass yet

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That's poop from a butt