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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083099/?ref_=ext_shr

I can remember seeing this movie as a kid.

I just looked over the IMDB trivia, and found these:

I think that sums it up.

Although, to be fair, I did remember the movie.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

And so did whoever made those pants

[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

For those who have ever seen The Big Lebowski, those clear vinyl couch protectors were everywhere in the 60s and 70s. They were ubiquitous and also universally loathed by anyone who had to sit on them, because they stuck to any exposed skin, they generated a lot of static cling, and were just uncomfortable even to sit on. God help you if you were wearing shorts: sit there long enough and getting up is like ripping the skin off the back of your thighs.

This pair of jeans, it's like the couch protectors weren't good enough torture so they put them in the jeans and permastuck them to the wearer's ass.

The MOST uncomfortable sitting surface in history, so they decide to make it even more inescapable, lol. I'd be screaming after three minutes to get them off me.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Excellent farting surface tho

[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

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[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm so glad we're seeing to the REAL issues lol

[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[–] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

Spiderman's denim mask

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Juicy

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is that...how it works...?

[–] deelayman@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Lower concentration of water vapour in farts than in breath. So farts are not a visible in cold weather.

I think it's more likely these will just get condensation from your natural body sweat.

I hate myself for engaging with this thread.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

Chili bean stew, sausage with sauerkraut, large nacho plate, can of beans, curried lentils and a chocolate milkshake (extra points if you're lactose intolerant like me) .... eat all this and tell me you won't fog up those sexy windows.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do farts contain...you know...?

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You and me both, brother

[–] don@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They look like ass

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 4 points 2 years ago

natural "privacy" extensions

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Finally you don't have to ask if that butt be farting

[–] LetKCater2U@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Believe it or not, you actually never have to ask that question lol.