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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 69 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Disable the Vaseline Squad.

  • Motion Blur

  • Depth of Field

  • Chromatic Aberration

  • Film Grain

  • Vignettes

If it makes the visuals less clear, it can go to hell. So also toss in floating numbers and, if they are truly ugly, enemy health bars.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Unpopular opinion: I consider antialiasing to be part of the vaseline squad these days.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

not unpopular just highly depends on the method. super sampling wouldn't create that effect but approximate methods do.

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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

God of War (2018) defaults to using some kind of ML-based upscaling that made me think the whole thing was jpeg compressed. It didn't look good until I disabled that.

[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (5 children)

How does film grain make visuals less clear? Its main purpose is breaking up color banding

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It adds pixelated snow to the image. I do love some film grain in movies but video games don’t really need it unless they are going for a film look.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Color banding is predictable. Grain is random noise.

Also, I grew up on 90s games. If there's no banding, is it even real?

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I agree. Film grain is great if your monitor doesn't have 100% perfect color reproduction (and unless you have a high-end display, most will exhibit at least some form of color banding. see here for yourself)

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[–] je_skirata 45 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Always adjust graphics settings first. Make sure the correct resolution is set, turn off bloom, turn off depth of field, etc etc.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Turn off shaky cam/head bobbing and motion blur.

[–] ampy@discuss.online 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Chromatic aberration is the worst

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Don’t forget to make sure Vsync, double or triple buffering is off.

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[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

When you launch a game for the first time...

Exit Game

"Cool, it works. But I don't have time to play right now."

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

In my situation it's usually a "you know what? I actually don't want to play a game after all."

Happens more often when I have a weed tolerance, and the high wears off before I can even go back inside to boot the computer. (Which is why sometimes I'll load up the game before I go outside to hit the dab rig. That way I'll at least get 10 minutes of enjoyment out of the game.)

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

As someone who’s been there, you really need to start talking to a therapist about substance use disorder. There is much more to life waiting for you after you put in the hard work to unlock it. There is help, you are not alone.

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[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 week ago

Last Played: 2019

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[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Big true. You can't just start the game, you have to go into options to set the volume slider down to 3% so you can un-mute your speakers without shattering your ear drums.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

And then there are games that try to immediately start the first mission to make things more “immersive”

[–] supergrizzlybear@pawb.social 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

Incorrect! Y-Axis: Normal

I hate games that default to inverted. Obviously, the superior option is the Halo trick: tell the player to "Look up using the right stick or mouse" and then set default inverse or not based on what the player does.

[–] hundertzwoelf@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Both"?
All 5, babyeee

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes! Why is this not default?

Also: vibration off

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It used to be ... 🤷

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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Subtitles on, vsync off, and then mess around with controls for half an hour in my usual experience :3

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (12 children)

Ugh, tearing.

VSync on, always.

[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's what variable refresh rate monitors are for.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (7 children)

As if I'm going to sit at a desk with a tiny-ass monitor when I could relax on the sofa with my cats and play some video games in surround sound.

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[–] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Gotta invert that mouse

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Zidane@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Master Volume: 30%
Music Volume: 40%
FX: 30%
Ambience: 35%
Dialog: 100%

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[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Where is the fov slider?!

[–] Busyvar@jlai.lu 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Dites NON aux jeux racistes

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Render distance to whatever the max is, at the cost of literally anything. I played Skyrim all min except max render distance, 20fps was worth.

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[–] rickdg@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Music volume 50%

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Subtitles? Yes they're important, but the first thing I do when I launch a new game is go straight to the graphics settings. Controls come next. Accessibility options are the last thing I change before I launch a game.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gotta change shitty default WASD to based superior ESDF

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I love that there are still keyboard warrior out there fighting their own battles. I used to center around my left index finger on the J key (YGHJ), which basically puts the entire keyboard into easy reach of the left hand. I gave it up in the early 00's though once WASD had been pretty thoroughly standardized. (There were also a lot of games in that era with dogshit customization options due to consolification. At least customization is considered standard procedure these days.)

[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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