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Things To Never Say To A Fan Of Jordan Peterson (www.theonion.com)
submitted 11 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Bipta@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’m a radical leftist who believes in forcibly castrating all men and sewing their penises onto newborn girls

This is what Republicans actually believe (or close enough)

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 5 points 11 months ago

They’ve spent their whole lives preparing to meet you in person and destroy you.

Handles that pretty nicely

[–] Reckless_Moose@ttrpg.network 9 points 11 months ago

Onion is supposed to be satire, most of this seemed like solid advice.

[–] dumples@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

This my be my favorite onion article since Man Returns To Work after Vacation With fresh, Reenergized

[–] InevitableWaffles@midwest.social 2 points 11 months ago

Salad. Lol classic.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

I'm saving this in case I run into one of of his simps.

[–] ElcaineVolta@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

amazing that anyone even listens to this pest, the only time he's not sobbing uncontrollably is when he's in a coma.

[–] HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

Missing, "I haven't read everything he ever wrote, but I do have some criticisms."