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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Isn't "the driver picks the music" a universal rule?

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Really depends on how far off your taste is from theirs and the social dynamics in the group. And if your thing is e.g. extreme metal, cranking that when the other people aren't into it is IMO a dick move (and I say that as someone who often listens to extreme music himself).

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Just put on Bohemian Rhapsody and everybody will be happy.

[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

You mean that song that's been played over and over and over for the last 50 years?

Pass.

[–] lemmyknow 1 points 5 days ago
[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

The driver is the "DJ" they pick but are also responsible for group/car vibe...

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you can't play your real music around the boys they ain't your boys.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Ehh. Sometimes you just don't want the boys to know you listen to the poppiest, emotional music in existence

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] EisFrei@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Crankdat - wobble

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Baaaaabeee shark do do dodo dodo...

[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

Finally, I can play the real shit.