this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2023
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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

You think that feels good? Wait until the end of Don't Dump December and you push that baby out.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We’re doing a whole month now? I thought it was just 3 days.

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

3 days is for beginners. We mastered that so now it's time for the real deal.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

The trick is to replace your oatmeal with Portland cement.

[–] Steak@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

The Big league!

[–] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

congratulations on your new child

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Congrats 🤝... oh wait... god damn it, which hand did you use? 🤦

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 25 points 9 months ago

After 30 days?
None, but both are sticky

[–] Zink@pawb.social 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just remember to look for the shiny / wet one

That's the one you grab

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub -3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Depends it's a male or a female 😂.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well, I would rather touch a female's cum covered hand 😁.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How do you assert dominance over your rivals?

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub -1 points 9 months ago

I would rather not have them 😂. If I'd have rivals, I'd just go for another girl.

Not really in the mood for dominance, I'm almost 40 😂.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

~~Or 61 days, if you came from Locktober~~

[–] match@pawb.social 6 points 9 months ago

How long do you gotta be locked up if you're cumming from that

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do people actually do this Internet meme?

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Apparently some idiots do. They must love cancer

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Johanno@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago

not fapping for a month may increase tge chance of not detecting cancer or sth. like that

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You can freely assume anyone that does is at least hanging around incel spheres, and has some Peterson videos they want you to watch.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

That's nonsense

[–] Squid@lemmings.world 4 points 9 months ago

I list after day three. My wife was going to do it with me too

[–] N00b22@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

I was here before this post gets removed