this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2023
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[–] Mandarbmax@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

OP is cringe and vitamin deficient.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 24 points 10 months ago

What a lack of seasoning does to a MFer

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 21 points 10 months ago

Inb4 OP gets scurvy.

[–] MrFunnyMoustache@lemmy.one 16 points 10 months ago

I get not liking some vegetables, but none of them?

[–] qooqie@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A well cooked veggie dish is usually better than an equally well cooked meat dish, obviously tastes are tastes and mine is always right

[–] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

Mine tastes is always right

[–] EurekaStockade@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Steamed broccoli that is only just tender but still a little bit crisp in the core is amazing and I'm sorry you're deprived of that OP.

Also you don't even like corn? Everybody likes corn. C'mon OP at least eat some corn.

[–] minyakcurry@monyet.cc 5 points 10 months ago

Steamed? Nah you gotta stir fry that shit for maximum flavor. Or pop some in the oven/air fryer to get delicious crispy broccoli.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Steaming is the most flavorless way to cook anything.

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So add some butter and seasoning.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I do, and use the butter to fry it in a pan so the nutrients don't leech out into the water and get discarded.

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You don't drink the steamed broccoli water with your meal? Weird.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My dad did and the family all called it "yuck spit". I always thought it was just a weird dad thing.

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, I was just making a stupid joke. I didn't think people actually did that.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

Ok so it was just a weird dad thing lol

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

There's no way in hell that isn't an old wives tale.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fuck cauliflower. Fucking fart smellin' bullshit.

Brussel sprouts are the real fart fuel.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 months ago