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[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"Better living through chemistry!", I call it.

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

I've always called it "Better living through chemical dependency!"

I thought you'd be referring to this:

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reminds me of this quote from the opening scene of Wolf of Wall Street:

On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Had a disc blow out last month, and I still have XR morphine from my friend dying of cancer, and whoa but this dude is right

But after a few days you really want a more potent opiate. Which, don't worry, you will still take with the morphine cause you're dependent now.

Thankfully they did emergency surgery or I'd be on the way to becoming a statistic.

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 29 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Weed reduces the quality of your sleep by shortening the length of REM sleep. If you regularly use weed to help you sleep you may be getting more sleep but you'll still be tired.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know that weed reduces REM cycles, but sleep specialists keep prescribing me antidepressants as sleep aids, and they also reduce your REM sleep. I've never understood why it's bad to use weed to kill my nightmares, but good to use pharmaceuticals to do the same thing.

Regardless, I've not had dreams since I started antidepressants as a teenager. I didn't start smoking weed until I was in my 30s, and that was for nerve pain after a car accident. I'm peeved that I needed to rely on my own street pharm knowledge that opiates don't work on nerve pain, because if I'd relied on the doctors, I'd be hooked on oxy right now.

Doctors who arent pauing attention are better replaced by flowcharts.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Yeah but poor quality sleep is still better than no sleep at all.

[–] theparadox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know someone who needs it to sleep due to PTSD. I think limiting REM sleep is actually the point for them. Their dreams are horrendous, wake them up, and sometimes trigger panic attacks which makes getting back to sleep quite difficult.

[–] teft@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is how it is for me. Weed keeps me from having ptsd nightmares. I don’t even remember the last time i dreamed. It’s been so many years. I don’t notice any sleep problems though, just zero dreams.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago

I don't think weed prevents you from dreaming. It makes REM itself weaker to the point brain does not really register what happened. Opposite of vivid dreams that stay in your memory like a trauma.

[–] BeefandSquints@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My watch says I get a bit more than 2 hours of REM a night which the Internet says is plenty! The biggest changes to my sleep are not eating late and hitting fiber goals.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Watch sleep trackers are absolute bullshit btw

[–] BeefandSquints@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They are better than having no data. It does measure a ton of info related to heart and temperature which are decent indicators.

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[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)
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[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I have opinions about that: I think you should not go to bed high but after the main effects are gone. This improves a lot of the grogginess you might have in the morning.

This also means getting high earlier in the day, Carpe Diem!

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[–] PotatoLibre@feddit.it 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know a girl which had a dear friend going down af. He could ring her in the middle of the night cause he had too much cocaine and couldn't hold himself.

So she usually had to get up and go at his place otherwise he used to get heroin in order to slow down himself. What a fucking life.

When she told me that I realized how some guys I used to know got into heroin addiction. It wasn't the drug itself, the were covaine abuset, but that triggered a secondary need that later on threw them in a even bigger problem.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My biological mom died from an overdose of a “speedball,” e.g. mixing heroin and cocaine at the same time.

And that was years after she went into the hospital for pancreatitis, and they just blanket prescribed her opioids. From there the doctors kept bumping her prescription up, and then from there she sought pills on the street, and then finally she moved to heroin. I guess if she was alive today fentanyl would have been the next jump.

She was a byproduct of the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opioid_epidemic

And I blame the pharmaceutical companies like Purdue who profited off it more than anyone else.

This was exacerbated by the aggressive and misleading marketing of drug makers, e.g. Purdue Pharma. Purdue trained its sales representatives to convey to doctors that the risk of addiction from OxyContin was "less than one percent."

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sorry for your loss dude. I also was an opioid addict because of those fuckers and partially because of myself. I wouldn't wish that hell on anyone. I hope you're healing okay.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hey thanks! It was quite a long time ago, and I've since grown to using that experience to try to help others where possible. No trauma ever fully goes away, but healthily addressing it is key. Wishing you the best, friend, beating an addiction like that is no easy feat, always feel free to shoot me a message if you feel like it

[–] PotatoLibre@feddit.it 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I understand your pov, consider I'm European, we didn't had the opioids wave. In Europe heroin unfortunately became more popular in the last decade but the problem is far away from the Us one.

I've seen, listened and read a lot about the Us crisis and it's absolutely nasty. Maybe I should have thought about that before I dropped my post, but you know, we lives in our bubbles.

A big hug to you mate.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Appreciate it but no apologies necessary. You shared a story, I shared a story. Better done over a beer or coffee, but for now Lemmy can do. Absolutely don’t feel bad about your comment, I just wanted to spread a little awareness of the opioid epidemic in the US and how it was mostly caused by profit-seeking corporations. Cheers from across the pond and wishing you the best

Edit: forgot, totally reciprocating that hug!

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some "make-me-awake"-drugs make me sleep. Take that, science!

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

I know that I do, was kind of the joke. But thanks for suggesting.

[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

As someone who was once told by a neurologist that I was the poster child for ADHD, I find it a lot less clean cut than "stimulants are basically downers for you." I took addy for school but I also partied fuckin' HARD on it. There's like a middle dose that mellowed me out, but ROI, dosage, and what was in my system had a lot to do with it. I don't take amphets anymore, medicinally or otherwise. Last time I tried I thought i was gonna have a heart attack.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

If you read the link, you'll see stimulants are downers for ADHD is not what anyone is saying. The perceived relative calm of a focused mind when properly dosed is perceived as being a downer, when in fact, it is just proper function.

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[–] frog@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Usually in the first session, a therapist will look at your sleeping habits. It is a major indicator of issues.

Whether it is stress, anxiety, PTSD, addiction, OCD, or any other mental disorders, If this meme applies to you, I suggest you talk to a therapist. Now a days, you can do sessions all online.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Therapist: So it sounds like you're tired all the time.

Me: yes.

Therapist: Are you sleeping well?

Me: No. But when I manage to sleep well for a few nights in a row, I feel amazing.

Therapist: Well it sounds like sleeping better would help a lot. Why don't you tell me about your sleep routine?

Me: Well, I usually go to bed late, and then spend several hours staring at my phone until my eyes are itchy and I feel like I'm about to pass out.

Therapist: Oh. You shouldn't do that.

Me: I know.

Therapist: You should skip the part where you stare at your phone for hours.

Me: I know.

Therapist: Okay, well our time is up. That'll be $5000.

[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

I wake up at three am and sit with my eyes closed until my alarm at 5:15. What do doc?

[–] Mora@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Now a days, you can do sessions all online.

I wish. Germany usually has a combination of "bad internet", "tech illiteracy" and "no appointments in the next 2-4 years" .

[–] frog@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's fair.

I looked up Internet speed by country expecting to see Germany be in the top 25, because of their incredible engineering, then I see them at 56. That is shocking to me.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Incredible engineering? Germany? Have you ever owned a German car? Over-engineered unreliable expensive POC.

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[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Very good advice. Actual, trained and licensed therapists can help everyone at some point. Unfortunately, the majority are severely overworked and underpaid, so finding a good therapist that has experience or familiarity with your particular circumstances may take time.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

That is very true. Especially since more and more people are putting their mental health as a priority. This is a good thing but this also means a lot less time for new patients.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you missed the actual main one we use sleep habits to screen for: bipolar disorder!

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[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

As a pothead for decades recently cut down to just special occasions now. I can assure you that smoking a zoot before bed is not giving you a good sleep.

Can’t comment on the coffee as I don’t drink it.

Routine is the key. Same bed time and wake time every day. Never was a morning person now i wake up fresh before my alarm even goes off.

Oh boy when I do smoke a zoot now I suffer the next day.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, my bedtimes aren't exactly the same, I work meetings at night that end whenever they feel like it sometimes, but a routine in bed is important. Brush teeth, read til eyes are heavy, go to sleep. I'm addicted to reading in bed now. I'm 92% of the way through The Passenger and I have no book lined up for after and I actually get anxiety because I think my sleep will be affected if I don't have something.

I slept poorly for a long time, and that's improved a bunch. And with it, better at work, better at parenting, better at exercising.

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[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Judy Garland has entered the chat.

The most important lesson of the Wizard of Oz is that it's very important that Hollywood has unions.

Turning to drugs to help you sleep will only lead to sleep. And sleeping is a gateway drug to being awake again.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's a period of time in the middle of the day when the caffeine and the alcohol overlap.

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It's where all my creativity happens🤡

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Psychiatrists love this trick.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago

Oh man, that's why I got off meds. When I got the 4th script in the congo line of meds to treat the previous meds' side effects, I was done.

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