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[-] MalachiAzrael@lemmy.world 83 points 10 months ago

Just going to leave this here for no reason https://imgur.com/TOpeTeH

[-] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 26 points 10 months ago

i feel sorry for the guy named Coomer

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 10 months ago

Look, a rope! We can use these to- Help me Gordon!

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago

New Zealand (Māori: Aotearoa [aɔˈtɛaɾɔa]) is an island country in the southwestern Pacific Ocean. It consists of two main landmasses—the North Island (Te Ika-a-Māui) and the South Island (Te Waipounamu)—and over 700 smaller islands.

Two main landmasses

Two

Checks out. Half Life 3 cancellation confirmed.

[-] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 4 points 10 months ago

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[-] CosmicApe@kbin.social 37 points 10 months ago

Wait, why do we hate Gabe?

[-] berg@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago

It's 4chan? What do you expect

[-] CosmicApe@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago
[-] nottheengineer@feddit.de 15 points 10 months ago

Running an unlicensed online casino aimed at children and supporting a network of other unlicensed online casinos aimed at children.

But other than that I'd say he's hard to hate.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 10 months ago

Did he? Because I got to say that's news to me.

[-] mercury@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 10 months ago

Yeah csgo, TF2, and dota lootboxes

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That isn't anything to do with valve though is it.

The CS Go gambling thing was being done off-site by a 3rd party, Gabe Newell/Valve were never involved. I have no idea what about TF2 you are relating to because that's an ancient game and you provide no context. And dota loot boxes are also nothing to do with valve

[-] SON_OF_SUNS@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

The point is that the entire system of 'crate that needs to be unlocked with a key for a random reward' is in itself already a form of gambling, especially as the various rewards have a value through the steam marketplace.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk -1 points 10 months ago

But not run by Valve.

My question is why does green text seem to think that Gabe Newell (in particular) is some kind of Uber black market gambling criminal.

[-] nottheengineer@feddit.de 13 points 10 months ago

Of course its run by valve, who else do you think would run it?

[-] echodot@feddit.uk -1 points 10 months ago

What's run by valve?

The third party gambling site?

[-] nottheengineer@feddit.de 10 points 10 months ago

The paid loot boxes and skins with actual cash value that are integrated into CSGO and TF2. You can gamble inside the game without any third party tools and get your cashout as steam wallet funds or use a third party website to cash out for money.

[-] Poiar@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Yes, one post means that literally everyone in this agrees

[-] Jmr@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

Gaben is amazing

[-] comedy@kbin.social 21 points 10 months ago

Please tell me this is real

[-] esadatari@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago
[-] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

I read it as "big deck energy"... It sounded anyway right

[-] extant@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I think it's emergency, he's asking for big dick.

[-] Photographer@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Do you have a problem with the neighbours always mocking your deck? Or do you envy your neighbours deck?

[-] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My steam deck? I only get compliments for my steam deck. Much bigger and powerful than those tiny Nintendo switches

[-] Photographer@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Do you let children play with your deck? Or do you have a problem keeping children off your deck?

[-] a1_15@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

ayo, Gabe is a Windows user!? :D

[-] Oha@feddit.de 6 points 10 months ago

Hes looking for snipers relatives

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