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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 90 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] xilophor@programming.dev 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Møøse trained by TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Mind you møøse bites can be pretty nasty

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Llamas are larger than frogs.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Was this an Adult Swim thing? It looks familiar

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Monty Python and the Holy Grail intro

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

that sticker either fell out of a Monty Python sketch, or there are Vogons about

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This deserves way more upvotes.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz -4 points 11 months ago

please stay on Reddit

[–] TheEntity@kbin.social 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

ps aux | grep vim | grep -v grep

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I don't know what exactly this will do, but I know enough about the terminal to get the feeling this is a bad idea

[–] TheEntity@kbin.social 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It searches for a process named vim using grep (which searches within provided lines), but since grep vim also contains vim, we then exclude grep too, so only the actual vim process gets found without the grep vim process. Sounds a lot like this post, doesn't it?

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Well that's anticlimactic. Here I thought grep would continuously ping ps aux and softlock the terminal or something

[–] Vash63@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

It'll give a list of processes with vim in the name. You could also just pgrep vim but that's too easy.

[–] cheet@infosec.pub 1 points 11 months ago

How'd you get my shell history?

[–] waz@feddit.uk 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

“Bill posters will be prosecuted”.
….
‘Bill Posters is Innocent!’

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago
[–] Gork@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

"Don't Hump"

Me: 😔

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

I love the cadence of this

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sure let's go with that

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Time to get a gigantic sticker with 2 point font stating stickers are prohibited in the corner, and the rest whatever the fuck I want. Probably buttholes.

[–] Syldon@feddit.uk 6 points 11 months ago

This is why we have grammar.

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 6 points 11 months ago

It's stickers all the way down

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Sorry that's not allowed either. Read the other sticker:

ALL STICKERS EXCEPT STICKERS ABOUT STICKERS BEING PROHIBITED EXCEPT STICKERS ABOUT STICKERS BEING PROHIBITED BEING PROHIBITED ARE PROHIBITED.