Hugely underestimating the natural charisma it takes to make content like this. Most folks just getting out of prison do not have it.
this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2023
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My neighbor is my drinking buddy. One random night, he told me about how he was in prison for twenty years after killing a punk. I thought it would be weird but it wasn't.
Nice dude. But could not hold a conversation.
I can't hold a conversation and I haven't killed anyone
Might as well do it, I guess...
Can just improve things, right?
How does one acquire this 'charisma'?
With any charisma at all, this would definitely work.
The dude could’ve also gone on to try and voice act in a crime game like the guy who voiced Dragan in Payday 2 who robbed a bank before turning to acting.
I knew the actors were legit.
Pain is an illusion but these cops are real!
It's pretty hard to beat that when it comes to experience
‘How about you just start a restaurant’ vibes.
Just want to mention that I think a lot of parole stipulations could make this infeasible.
No idea on the details, but some countries/states/jurisdictions/etc. do not allow you to profit from past crimes.
But if framed carefully? Maybe? "I'm just providing a video game review based on my past experiences." Bet there's a way to pull this off.
The Insider channel has done tons of videos like this, several featured an actual ex-bak robber.
"Alright so today we're reacting to movie rape scenes..."
I call it the bill Cosby special
Now, you see, the red necks fucked Ned Beatty in the ass with the squealing like a pig.
Oh, is that what they call Tony Jaa now?
Sorry I don't know the reference.
Tony Jaa. Ong Bak.
Sorry I don’t speak French.
Although given the fact that he got caught and arrested, I somewhat I'm doubtful of his bona fides.
Also who doesn't know about dye packs?
As long as it was an fdic insured bank...
At that point it's community service.
Pretty much.
Except for the PTSD for the people working at the bank. He pled to aggravated assault.
It depends on which state, but that's basically just saying that a person felt threatened.
I would sub.