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“Did I forget to tell you about my new yoga instructor? It’s hot yoga, so we had to do it without clothes.”
this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2023
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proceeds to explain to her the solution to quantum gravity
How do I get a nude stranger into my bed?
Depends how strange you want your stranger to be.
As long as they're nude, that's really the main thing.
It's not a stranger to the man, only to his wife...
Never know these days.
Wait, it's not good it looks like, honey.
Alternative headline:
Woman Relieved to Hear Her Husband in Bed With Nude Woman is Not What it Looks Like
"Thank God, because it looks like your cheating on me"
"Oh ... then it's exactly what it looks like"
I figure you meant "what" and not "good", but what's funny is that it's so cliche that it's exactly what came out of a friend's mouth when he got caught by his then girlfriend...