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“We know there are voices across the world calling for a ceasefire, but what everyone needs to understand is that the only people who stand to gain from halting the bombing campaign are people who deeply value human life,”

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[–] NewDark@lemmings.world 7 points 2 years ago

Missiles aren't going to sell themselves.

[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] cerement@slrpnk.net -1 points 2 years ago

“You honestly didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Few people ever cried more than once, if you’d used that up, you laughed.”

—Michael David Herr, Dispatches (1977) (writing for Esquire during Vietnam War)

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Somebody please Photoshop emperor palpatine's laser hands onto Biden in this photo.

[–] DeJaVu@kbin.social -1 points 2 years ago

In reality it would benefit US having more time to position forces in the middle east and finally properly start that war with Iran. So not really sure if ceasefire would really net more human lives saved in the end.