Missiles aren't going to sell themselves.
this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023
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“You honestly didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Few people ever cried more than once, if you’d used that up, you laughed.”
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Somebody please Photoshop emperor palpatine's laser hands onto Biden in this photo.
In reality it would benefit US having more time to position forces in the middle east and finally properly start that war with Iran. So not really sure if ceasefire would really net more human lives saved in the end.