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[–] Ashiette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This looks like someone's fetish...

[–] OmenAtom@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Still better than penis vore...

[–] OmenAtom@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Idk homie i think going up the pooper is worse

[–] Zink@pawb.social 35 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Someone got turned on by this

[–] adj16@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

It’s me. I’m someone

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think she has nice thighs.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Yep and a good ass... regardles of the gore action.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

By what?

Getting eaten by cake

Or a cake eating someone whole

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 28 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Idk if it’s on their YouTube channel but this is from an Australian group called crackermilk. https://youtube.com/@CrackerMilk?si=r_AQF8zlO2EsbXO8

[–] adj16@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Lollll, I could tell she must be Australian just by the way she held her mouth while speaking

Edit: and here’s the direct link

Edit 2: This other skit by them is hilarious

[–] LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 10 months ago

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[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 0 points 10 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/@CrackerMilk?si=r_AQF8zlO2EsbXO8

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] oshitwaddup@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

another banger from crackermilk (check them out on youtube)

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They’re getting bigger but still criminally underrated. They put out a new short skit nearly every day with insane production quality, and even the ones that aren’t as funny get a bit of a laugh out of me for being stupid-funny. Most of them actually have me laughing out loud furreal.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

American Gods: Untold Stories of Bilquis Sister Bootuis

[–] SushiRollington@programming.dev 8 points 10 months ago

And her cake grew 3 sizes that day 🥲

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Might be voyager, but this link says the PNG had errors.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yeah it had weird issues uploading from mobile on Connect. I saw a mod update saying pictures was down for a bit so it was probably that. Imgur was being bogus on mobile too so I'll find the original URL...

https://fantasyanime.com/anime/images/wickedcity/wickedcity_shot01.jpg

[–] FuyuhikoDate@silkky.pub 5 points 10 months ago

For a second i thought this was my nsfw account...

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[–] RedIce25@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Felicia Day is a treasure.

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yeah that’s not Felicia Day, her name is Emily Kristopher. This is from Australian sketch comedy YouTube channel, Crackermilk.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wow, really? They're each other's doppelganger. And they're both on YouTube for their comedy work, bizarre.

(I stand by my previous statement.)

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I wouldn't call them doppelgangers. The only features they have that are particularly similar is the red hair and being white.

[–] pendulum_@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I bet all redhead white people look alike to you /s

I thought Conan O'Brien was looking good for his age in this video /s

/s

[–] FuyuhikoDate@silkky.pub 1 points 10 months ago

as somebody who watches crackermilk regulary i still find myself asking "is that felicia day?"

doesn't matter Felicia day is still a treasure :D