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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 54 points 11 months ago (3 children)

To be fair on the deer, no natural predator is going to be chasing them at that kind of speed, so their instincts have no reason to be adapted to understanding objects moving that fast

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Same for primates but we still jump out of the way. Stupid fuckin artiodactyla.

Maybe, but freeze is one of the reactions along with fight and flight.

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Nah dude, that don't make no sense. Do animals only ever run from predators? Do they not have an instinct to avoid colliding with objects? Do they simply let 2 tons of steel smash into them just because it doesn't look like anything they know that would want to eat them?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

no natural predator is going to be chasing them at that kind of speed, so their instincts have no reason to be adapted

Nonsense. Deer, including wild deer, live in parts of the world where that threat exists.

Adaptation being beneficial for survival is about what IS, not only what's natural. As far as reasons go, survival is kind of a big one for "instincts to be adapted".

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 6 points 11 months ago

Sure, but evolution takes a long time and cars have been a common enough threat to potentially cause selection pressure for what, a century or so maybe?

[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Being that many deer impacts happen at night, I believe I read a long while ago, that their delay in response is because the headlights temporarily blind them since they’re in the dark and suddenly are looking right into light. That period of freezing is them waiting for their eyes to adjust so they can decide on the action to take.

[–] kattenluik@feddit.nl 14 points 11 months ago

I don't blame them, ever walked when it was dark out? Headlights are blinding and I'd freeze too.

[–] AnarchistsForDemocracy@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The lights blind them, that's why. Deer have very sensitive eyes, they can see infrared.

[–] cryostars@lemmyf.uk 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but they do the same shit when it's broad daylight / no headlights

[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if you have ever encountered deers on the road in daylight, but they usually jump away.

[–] cryostars@lemmyf.uk 5 points 11 months ago

I live in a fairly rural area with a very healthy population of deer. I have a dashcam video of a doe jumping out in front of my vehicle and just freezing there. Thankfully I was alert and had just enough time to to stop but came within 1-2 feet of hitting her. This was about 4 pm on the summer, so broad daylight. No headlights. But yeah a lot of times they do jump away, especially if they're not already in the road.

[–] thedarkfly@feddit.nl 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's actually a very reasonable behavior if cars were normal predators: wait for the last moment before jumping out of the way so that the predator has to do a 180° and you've already left.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

It would be really nice if they'd actually jump away tho :(

[–] Heisenburner@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

You hear that Mr. Anderson?... That is the sound of inevitability...

[–] aluminium@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

A successful hunt is a successful hunt

[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

"There was a time where they cared nothing for General Motors when their only experience of humanity was a Volkswagen golf 1974 coming at them down a steel corridor." -Gman

[–] Turun@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

Humans when they see a vaguely humanoid shape in the dark: your upper picture

Humans when they are actively destroying the very basis of their existence, causing large, currently inhabited areas, to be uninhabitable in a few decades: this is fine meme, photoshopped to see the rain forest burning and cities flooding.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

They are just giant rodents.

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 11 months ago

Humans when they hear a gunshot vs Humans when Great Beast Gltheth arises from the Deep Slumber 😂🤣😂😂

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

God is watching--atching-atching God is watching-atching-atching

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
[–] ButtCheekOnAStick@lemmy.world -3 points 11 months ago

87 mph in american, btw.