Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.
God's some real weak mofo if he can be defeated by satellites.
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Hooman r haz stronkest tec
Are you sure you are listening on the right wave band? God has moved to the 2.3GHz L-band allocated for DAB.
God: Almighty being that just blinked everything into existence in a.week Also God: me am no completent enourgh to strip theses sattrilghts
I wonder why atheists do this when there's so much real Christian stuff to laugh at.
That’s probably rage baiting to some degree. It annoys both sides. But sadly it can start new conspiracy theories.
Amen!
I always knew Arthur C Clarke was an agent of Satan, especially after the disappointment that was 3001: The Final Odyssey.
Tf is an artificial satellite?
Probably man-made as opposed to farm grown.
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Let satelites be the next god( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Children of time
First off, if Satellites give us more Evel Knievel that's a major win and we should launch more.
Secondly, they're entirely right that too many satellites are a problem, they just missed the mark as to why. It's space debris we should be worried about preventing future spacecraft.