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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 84 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's the thing with ancient wisdom. Over thousands of years, it either stands true and turns into common sense, or is replaced with better modern wisdom.

[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 99 points 10 months ago (4 children)

It's also because it was meant to be read by lords and nobles to teach them the basics of war. A lot of them were EXTREMELY disconnected with reality and didn't even fathom basic shit like "Oh yeah your troops need food. They can't just forage mid war like animals would"

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 47 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Well, they can, it just makes the peasants hate you.

It's not just that though.

Anyone can get tunnel vision. A basic set of aphorisms is useful to keep yourself on task.

For example, let's say you're the greatest general who ever lived and Russia's being a petty bitch and keeps running away from fights.

You can either read a basic set of fundamental rules to remind yourself not to lose it all with greed, or

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's like the IT version of "did you check that the computer is properly plugged in ?"

Everyone roll their eyes having to check the plug but a lot of the time the issue can be something basic like that.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of that time I drove an hour across town to one of our remote offices... Only for the printer to be unplugged AND the cable to be sitting in the hallway (you could trip over it!)

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

Or invade Russia, split your armies on the way to Moscow, and end up in Russia during winter with a splintered supply line?

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

Also many lords of that time were superstitious, and thought that things like 'honour' and 'glory' were more important than the lives of soldiers.

[–] galloog1@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That's a very good point, Sheeple.

[–] Red_October@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Don't forget the timeless pearl of wisdom, "Don't fight if you're gonna lose that fight."

[–] Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For a time period where esteem and ego ruled decision making, yeah that's some solid advice.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 27 points 10 months ago

Not only that. People used stars and other predictive technics to navigate their lives, warfare included. Methodical collection of the basics made it the ABC of war. Man invented it as the science.

[–] berrodeguarana@lemmy.eco.br 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I understand finding these things funny when you are a cool, level-headed person or not in a moment of fight or flee situation, but many of us fall prey to dumb reasoning in emotional situations.

Going slightly off-topic, but I'd wager many people have spent a lot of unnecessary money or gone to jail in the heat of the moment. And many of Sun Tzu's or Lao Tzi's (Tao) advice is like: "stop, breathe, and think it through mofo, stop being an impulsive idiot and paying a high price for it"

[–] Red_October@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nobody who is at risk of getting in a bar fight is having their life turned around by The Art of War. If you're reasonable enough to take a breath and step back from that Chad about to pound your face in, it wasn't Sun Tzu that did that.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 16 points 10 months ago

"Say you're sorry, buy him a beer, and then knife his tires"

  • Sun Tsu
[–] Deuces@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago (3 children)

There are a few nuggets that are still only obvious when you actually think about it. Like don't fight with a hill behind you because you might need to retreat, do fight with a forest behind you for the same reason.

[–] akincisor@sh.itjust.works 25 points 10 months ago

You can retreat through the forest only if you scouted and secured it.

Quintilius Varus, give me back my legions!

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Or 'fight with the sun behind you' or 'leave enemy soldiers an obvious escape route' or 'be careful with marshy terrain where logistics will become a nightmare'.

[–] zbyte64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago

leave enemy soldiers an obvious escape route

Was thinking about this leading up to the Ukraine war...

[–] akincisor@sh.itjust.works 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's funny that this is common sense, but attacking in anger/revenge without a considered plan is still a common staple in history.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Common sense: ironically, not that common.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 0 points 10 months ago

Emotions exist.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)

It still blows my mind that for a large part of human history wars were literally just two giant armies marching towards each other.

Or that castle sieges were much more boring than made to seem and would last months

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Go away you filthy beggars! I spit in your general direction!”

[–] Chriswild@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fart. He farts in their general direction.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is it? I'm really convinced he shouts "spit", followed by the mocking sound of it ("ptui, ptui").

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I remember them saying "fart", but it has been a few years since I saw it last. I could be mistaken. It's possible that he says both.

Edit: I just checked, it's "fart", right at 1:45, so start just before then.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

I need to watch the movie again.

[–] lanolinoil@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

It was even more boring than that. The amount of food you need vs is available plus roads mean your pretty limited in what you can even try to do until engines.

https://acoup.blog/2022/07/15/collections-logistics-how-did-they-do-it-part-i-the-problem/

[–] HenryWong327@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Or that castle sieges were much more boring than made to seem and would last months

Huh, what media are you talking about? Might just be the generes I enjoy but I've never seen anything suggest that castle sieges didn't last ages. Wouldn't that kinda go against the point of a siege?

[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Maybe it's got to do with a confusion of language. Not every attack on a fortified structure is a siege. Like the battles at Helm's Deep or Minas Tirith in Lord of the Rings could be confused with a siege because they are battles around forts and cities. But the intention was to destroy these places, not make the inhabitants surrender.

[–] yamanii@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

The fact that it's common sense now is proof it worked.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

with stolen supplies from the enemy.

God I loved my account siphon/vamp netrunner deck.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey stealing enemy supplies works great especially when said enemy is too stupid to poison or burn it. Just ask General Sherman, the march to the sea wouldve been a lot harder if Southern leadership was smarter.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Resources are finite, especially during war. They don't want to poison or burn food that they need to eat. The idea is that you stop the forward march of the enemy before he gets to your food stores. If you can't stop his advance then you have bigger problems than the enemy looting your food supplies.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago

"He who has dial-up internet is easily taken by surprise." --10 year old me playing Age Of Empires

[–] Nacktmull@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago