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[–] VubDapple@lemmy.world 159 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Now Sauron's lust and pride increased, until he knew no bounds, and he determined to make himself master of all things in Middle-earth, and to destroy the Elves, and to compass if he might, the downfall of Númenor. He brooked no freedom nor any rivalry, and he named himself Lord of the Earth. A mask he still could wear so that if he wished he might deceive the eyes of Men, seeming to them wise and fair. But he ruled rather by force and fear, if they might avail; and those who perceived his shadow spreading over the world called him the Dark Lord and named him the Enemy; and he gathered under his government all the evil things of the days of Morgoth that remained on earth or beneath it, and the Orcs were at his command and multiplied like flies.

[–] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 9 months ago (3 children)

i swear to god i have read this at some point but kept falling asleep trying

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Right??? I’ve loved Tolkien since I was a kid. I’ve tried to read silmarillion several times and I swear my eyes just glaze over due to how pervasively stilted and baroque the language is.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

If it ain't baroque, don't fix it.

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Serkis reading it to you helps a lot, all of his readings are top tier

[–] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago

most of the time i fall asleep when being read to too.

also, i made it through (with the occasional nap with the book in my face), i just cant recall much of it but i cant really either from having read the first book of the old testament...

it's a good thing i started with lotr instead

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Here's a little treat for you

The BBC radio dramatization of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy

I myself like that they kept most of the things the Peter Jackson movies left out, like the absurd amount of musical loredumps in the text.

[–] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

my dude, the lord of the ring doesnt require watering it down with dramatization.

the silmarillion, on the other hand, could become much more accessible

I don't feel that it is watering anything down. They are very faithful to the books

[–] trucy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 87 points 9 months ago

Zuck I'll gut you if you ever interact with me rule

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 80 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So he likes being insulted? What a freak.

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago

Was going to say not to kink shame but then I'd have been whooshed.

[–] grunge_fox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 75 points 9 months ago

"warm welcome" ...with flamethrowers

[–] Phoeniqz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 9 months ago

Threads will be the test on whether the Fediverse can resist corporate greed or if the technology is just a nice gimmick.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 9 months ago

Embrace, Extend, Exsanguinate.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 56 points 9 months ago

Threads is obviously not trying to Embrace, Extend and Extinguish the fediverse

The first step is to Embrace, but they are already Extending. How can they Extinguish if they havent Embraced yet?

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 56 points 9 months ago

Warm deez nuts, Zuck. Fuck all the way off, please and thank you.

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Go work on your metauniverse or whatever

[–] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 1 points 9 months ago

While we are on the federal universe or something

embrace extend extinguish,

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 33 points 9 months ago

Fuck you in the neck, fuckerberg-zuckerfuck

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Has this man used his own platform

[–] covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 9 months ago

Never, he knows what he does💀

[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 9 months ago

Can't he write it in a less "I wear human flesh to hide my reptilian scales" kind of way.

[–] bartolomeo@suppo.fi 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is this real?

Everything has to be labeled these days, even videos.

[–] zaphod@lemmy.ca 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Given his account isn't even federating yet, and there's no evidence of this post on Threads: yeah, I'm gonna guess it's fake ragebait.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Welp, I am off Mastodon then :(

[–] TheFool@infosec.pub 61 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don‘t worry, many mastodon servers are blocking threads out of principle, infosec.space for example

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Is there a list of blockers and non-blockers?

[–] hazeebabee@slrpnk.net 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yeah there was a website floating around that had the names of all the instances protesting the federation of threads. Ill see if i can dig it up, or maybe someone else will be quicker than me to post a link

Edited to add link: https://fedipact.online/

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

He referring to a warm pringles can?

[–] FIST_FILLET@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i just like that i'll be able to see posts from people i would follow on threads if i had an account there

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

That's how it ought to be. That's probably not how things will evolve.

[–] moon@lemmy.cafe 3 points 9 months ago

Is this real?

[–] Devi@beehaw.org 2 points 9 months ago

I understand the concern here, but this isn't his space, and I feel that how it works, he can't take it.