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[-] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

Thank you for making your life revolve around mine🥰

[-] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Halt die Fresse, Bruder.

[-] clb92@feddit.dk 9 points 10 months ago

Nåh, det var da ikke noget problem. Nu skal du bare lære at tale dansk, tak.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 23 points 10 months ago

There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

[-] wischi@programming.dev 10 points 10 months ago

And those who understand that this joke works in any base.

[-] static_motion@programming.dev 9 points 10 months ago

...and those who didn't expect a ternary joke!

[-] mhswtf@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

That's only 2 types of people, IDIOT!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well we know which type you are. 🤭

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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Funny but English as a Lingua Franca is a thing. English has become a widely understood international language so its not just used to talk to native English speakers but also as a common language between non-native speakers.

[-] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

English as a Lingua Franca

I bet frenchies are so salty about it

[-] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 10 months ago

Italians (Latin) and Greeks were salty before them. And the Anglo-Saxons will be salty when Chinese, Indian or an African language becomes the new lingua franca. That's

[-] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

That's what? Talk about a cliff hanger! 😳

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[-] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 18 points 10 months ago
[-] Solaris1789@jlai.lu 13 points 10 months ago
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[-] vreraan@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago

In my country I speak my language because others doesn't speak my dialect.

[-] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago

Bruder ist einfach 3/4 von Deutschland

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[-] June@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago

And I deeply appreciate it.

I learned Spanish in high school, but I never really had the opportunity to use it (grew up in a very insulated community where minorities weren’t exactly celebrated and ‘you’re in America speak English was a common sentiment) and lost it. I can still say ‘your mom smells like cheese when it’su see water’ and a few other things, but any semblance of conversational Spanish is gone.

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[-] vsis@feddit.cl 13 points 10 months ago

I envy native english speakers. They don't have to waste time learning english.

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[-] eochaid@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

I write simple explanations in english because developers can only write simple instructions in code.

[-] nearjsss@reddthat.com 11 points 10 months ago

Gringo momento xd

[-] Tixanou@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago
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[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 10 points 10 months ago

I speak (well, mostly write) English because it's the only language that the vast majority of the world knows, including my girlfriend.

Also, I'm a linguaphile and it has more words for me to play with than any other language 😁

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[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Sure. But I call it American!

[-] lemmonade@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

in many cases, it's the only language that all participants in the conversation understand, not the only one for each.

but to be honest, if I could exchange my knowledge of my native language with the same amount of experience with something else (e.g. programming, math, etc.) I might take that deal (after moving to a primarily english speaking country of course).

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[-] seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 10 months ago

Esperanto estas la plej bona kaj utila internacia lingvo.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 months ago

You speak Esperanto because it's the only language nobody knows.

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[-] kool_newt@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

I can speak nested languages

puts "this is english"

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

And then the Anglos complain that they don't get the professional opportunities that those who know multiple languages get.

[-] Stinkywinks@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Cause no one uses pig latin anymore. Uckfay hetay olicepay

[-] WeebLife@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Bonjour! Comment allez vous!

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago
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[-] enthusiasticamoeba@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

That's not true; I also speak Dutch!

Anyone want to speak Dutch with me? ...... That's what I thought.

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[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

En dit is waarom VS-Standaardisme zo'n groot probleem is op het internet. Iedereen spreekt Engels, en de Verenigde Staten zijn de grootsten wat betreft het aantal Engelssprekers. En daardoor ontstaat een situatie waardoor de meeste gebruikers worden gezien als Amerikaans tenzij anders vernomen.

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[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Well I'm currently learning Japanese but I don't yet know enough words to make a funny comment here

[-] norav@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Posso confermare Si sistema la cravatta

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[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

mi parolas esperanto por kredigi homojn, ke mi parolas du lingvojn

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[-] Alexxxolotl@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

じゃぁねぇ、英語で話したくないならこのようにもできるよ。確か日本語が話せるでしょ? (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆

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[-] Gadg8eer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago

Dude, I get it, but I don't have anything against you and I'm not demanding you learn English to cater to me.

Please stop assuming I'm racist or selfish for only knowing the language my parents spoke most when I was a baby, I probably could have picked up Spanish from my mom's family but sending a teenager with Asperger's like me to stay with relatives in South America in 2007 like my normal-brained brother did as a foreign exchange student would have been infeasible.

I just want to write speculative fiction in my own language and in return be grateful to people who are willing to learn a trade language, not be told I'm a monster just for speaking only a language that's commonplace, is that too much to ask?

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Sprich Deutsch, du elendiger Englisch sprechender Hurensohn!

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[-] wieson@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

It's not about you personally, more about the education system in some countries versus others.

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