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[โ€“] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Thank you for making your life revolve around mine๐Ÿฅฐ

Halt die Fresse, Bruder.

[โ€“] clb92@feddit.dk 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nรฅh, det var da ikke noget problem. Nu skal du bare lรฆre at tale dansk, tak.

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[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

[โ€“] wischi@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago

And those who understand that this joke works in any base.

...and those who didn't expect a ternary joke!

[โ€“] mhswtf@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's only 2 types of people, IDIOT!

[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well we know which type you are. ๐Ÿคญ

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[โ€“] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Funny but English as a Lingua Franca is a thing. English has become a widely understood international language so its not just used to talk to native English speakers but also as a common language between non-native speakers.

[โ€“] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

English as a Lingua Franca

I bet frenchies are so salty about it

[โ€“] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Italians (Latin) and Greeks were salty before them. And the Anglo-Saxons will be salty when Chinese, Indian or an African language becomes the new lingua franca. That's

[โ€“] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

That's what? Talk about a cliff hanger! ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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[โ€“] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)

ยกMe encanta este meme.!

[โ€“] Solaris1789@jlai.lu 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] vreraan@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In my country I speak my language because others doesn't speak my dialect.

[โ€“] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bruder ist einfach 3/4 von Deutschland

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[โ€“] June@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And I deeply appreciate it.

I learned Spanish in high school, but I never really had the opportunity to use it (grew up in a very insulated community where minorities werenโ€™t exactly celebrated and โ€˜youโ€™re in America speak English was a common sentiment) and lost it. I can still say โ€˜your mom smells like cheese when itโ€™su see waterโ€™ and a few other things, but any semblance of conversational Spanish is gone.

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[โ€“] vsis@feddit.cl 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I envy native english speakers. They don't have to waste time learning english.

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[โ€“] eochaid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I write simple explanations in english because developers can only write simple instructions in code.

[โ€“] nearjsss@reddthat.com 11 points 1 year ago

Gringo momento xd

[โ€“] Tixanou@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lo siento no sรฉ inglรฉs

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[โ€“] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 10 points 1 year ago (10 children)

I speak (well, mostly write) English because it's the only language that the vast majority of the world knows, including my girlfriend.

Also, I'm a linguaphile and it has more words for me to play with than any other language ๐Ÿ˜

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[โ€“] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Sure. But I call it American!

[โ€“] lemmonade@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

in many cases, it's the only language that all participants in the conversation understand, not the only one for each.

but to be honest, if I could exchange my knowledge of my native language with the same amount of experience with something else (e.g. programming, math, etc.) I might take that deal (after moving to a primarily english speaking country of course).

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[โ€“] seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Esperanto estas la plej bona kaj utila internacia lingvo.

[โ€“] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You speak Esperanto because it's the only language nobody knows.

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[โ€“] kool_newt@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

I can speak nested languages

puts "this is english"

[โ€“] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

And then the Anglos complain that they don't get the professional opportunities that those who know multiple languages get.

[โ€“] Stinkywinks@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Cause no one uses pig latin anymore. Uckfay hetay olicepay

[โ€“] WeebLife@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Bonjour! Comment allez vous!

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[โ€“] enthusiasticamoeba@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (9 children)

That's not true; I also speak Dutch!

Anyone want to speak Dutch with me? ...... That's what I thought.

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[โ€“] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

En dit is waarom VS-Standaardisme zo'n groot probleem is op het internet. Iedereen spreekt Engels, en de Verenigde Staten zijn de grootsten wat betreft het aantal Engelssprekers. En daardoor ontstaat een situatie waardoor de meeste gebruikers worden gezien als Amerikaans tenzij anders vernomen.

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[โ€“] x4740N@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well I'm currently learning Japanese but I don't yet know enough words to make a funny comment here

[โ€“] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[โ€“] norav@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Posso confermare Si sistema la cravatta

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[โ€“] darcy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

mi parolas esperanto por kredigi homojn, ke mi parolas du lingvojn

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[โ€“] Alexxxolotl@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

ใ˜ใ‚ƒใใญใ‡ใ€่‹ฑ่ชžใง่ฉฑใ—ใŸใใชใ„ใชใ‚‰ใ“ใฎใ‚ˆใ†ใซใ‚‚ใงใใ‚‹ใ‚ˆใ€‚็ขบใ‹ๆ—ฅๆœฌ่ชžใŒ่ฉฑใ›ใ‚‹ใงใ—ใ‚‡๏ผŸ (โ โ— โ โ€ฟโ ใƒปโ )โ โ€”โ โ˜†

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[โ€“] Gadg8eer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Dude, I get it, but I don't have anything against you and I'm not demanding you learn English to cater to me.

Please stop assuming I'm racist or selfish for only knowing the language my parents spoke most when I was a baby, I probably could have picked up Spanish from my mom's family but sending a teenager with Asperger's like me to stay with relatives in South America in 2007 like my normal-brained brother did as a foreign exchange student would have been infeasible.

I just want to write speculative fiction in my own language and in return be grateful to people who are willing to learn a trade language, not be told I'm a monster just for speaking only a language that's commonplace, is that too much to ask?

[โ€“] bi_tux@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Sprich Deutsch, du elendiger Englisch sprechender Hurensohn!

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[โ€“] wieson@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's not about you personally, more about the education system in some countries versus others.

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