Thank you for making your life revolve around mine🥰

There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Funny but English as a Lingua Franca is a thing. English has become a widely understood international language so its not just used to talk to native English speakers but also as a common language between non-native speakers.

¡Me encanta este meme.!

In my country I speak my language because others doesn't speak my dialect.

And I deeply appreciate it.

I learned Spanish in high school, but I never really had the opportunity to use it (grew up in a very insulated community where minorities weren’t exactly celebrated and ‘you’re in America speak English was a common sentiment) and lost it. I can still say ‘your mom smells like cheese when it’su see water’ and a few other things, but any semblance of conversational Spanish is gone.

I envy native english speakers. They don't have to waste time learning english.

I write simple explanations in english because developers can only write simple instructions in code.

Gringo momento xd

lo siento no sé inglés

I speak (well, mostly write) English because it's the only language that the vast majority of the world knows, including my girlfriend.

Also, I'm a linguaphile and it has more words for me to play with than any other language 😁

Sure. But I call it American!

in many cases, it's the only language that all participants in the conversation understand, not the only one for each.

but to be honest, if I could exchange my knowledge of my native language with the same amount of experience with something else (e.g. programming, math, etc.) I might take that deal (after moving to a primarily english speaking country of course).

Esperanto estas la plej bona kaj utila internacia lingvo.

I can speak nested languages

puts "this is english"

And then the Anglos complain that they don't get the professional opportunities that those who know multiple languages get.

Cause no one uses pig latin anymore. Uckfay hetay olicepay

Bonjour! Comment allez vous!

That's not true; I also speak Dutch!

Anyone want to speak Dutch with me? ...... That's what I thought.

En dit is waarom VS-Standaardisme zo'n groot probleem is op het internet. Iedereen spreekt Engels, en de Verenigde Staten zijn de grootsten wat betreft het aantal Engelssprekers. En daardoor ontstaat een situatie waardoor de meeste gebruikers worden gezien als Amerikaans tenzij anders vernomen.

Well I'm currently learning Japanese but I don't yet know enough words to make a funny comment here

Posso confermare Si sistema la cravatta

mi parolas esperanto por kredigi homojn, ke mi parolas du lingvojn

じゃぁねぇ、英語で話したくないならこのようにもできるよ。確か日本語が話せるでしょ？ (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆

Dude, I get it, but I don't have anything against you and I'm not demanding you learn English to cater to me.

Please stop assuming I'm racist or selfish for only knowing the language my parents spoke most when I was a baby, I probably could have picked up Spanish from my mom's family but sending a teenager with Asperger's like me to stay with relatives in South America in 2007 like my normal-brained brother did as a foreign exchange student would have been infeasible.

I just want to write speculative fiction in my own language and in return be grateful to people who are willing to learn a trade language, not be told I'm a monster just for speaking only a language that's commonplace, is that too much to ask?