Anon meets a girl : greentext

[-] Phantom3805@lemmy.world 157 points 10 months ago

1080x31699 is the ideal resolution

[-] spez@sh.itjust.works 25 points 10 months ago

glory to the ffmpeg gods!

[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

Must be why it's taking forever to load

[+] superkret@feddit.de 99 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

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[-] Ghost33313@kbin.social 38 points 10 months ago

I was surprised he didn't end up living in a pineapple under the sea or something.

[-] NOSin@lemm.ee 28 points 10 months ago

You'd be surprised that there are quite some competition for that title imo !

[-] SeatBeeSate@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 10 months ago

Post be looking like a cvs reciept.

[-] alokir@lemmy.world 67 points 10 months ago

I expected Jessica to be the one who caused the accident that killed Anon's parents, and that's how she became blind.

Good story tho

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 3 points 10 months ago

Didn't know the Joker ended up marrying Bruce in the sequel

[-] Downcount@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago

I'm not crying, you are crying!

Also, we really need a tag for this.

[-] Iusedtobeanadventurer@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I am also definitely not crying

[-] spez@sh.itjust.works 44 points 10 months ago

May god help you in reading this.

[-] Aesthesiaphilia@kbin.social 43 points 10 months ago

This post is Jessica's revenge on the sighted

[-] spez@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

lol

[-] PropaGandalf@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

I did, and now it's me who is crying.

Can we appreciate for a moment what a hero his uncle is? I'm feeling so happy for all of them!

[-] Solarius@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 10 months ago

im just impressed the whole image is readable since im is used to every website compressing things

[-] camr_on@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago

Good greentext. I wish I could tell anon that he really does deserve her, he doesn't need to feel so unworthy.

[-] June@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

Yea, it always hurts when I see people have such a low sense of self value. Everyone is worthy and deserving of love. If we all understood that about ourselves we wouldn’t have incels or their ilk. If everyone could embrace their innate sense of self worth the world would be a much better place.

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

It just isn't as easy when you're depressed. You just think that you're not worth anything.

[-] June@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

I’ve got major depressive disorder, I know that quite well.

[-] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

So how do I read this? Request taxi clearance to runway 34L?

[-] vox@sopuli.xyz 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

just zoom in and scroll bruh. sync does that automatically

[-] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I know, its just a playful jab at the absolute size of this lad

[-] spez@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

can't zoom? If not then try opening it in a browser - https://files.catbox.moe/4qxowb.jpeg

[-] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I can zoom. I was just trying to be funny with a jab at the absolute size of this lad. I appreciate you!

[-] elouboub@kbin.social 23 points 10 months ago

What kind of porn is this?

[-] spez@sh.itjust.works 34 points 10 months ago

fulfillment porn

[-] Dinodicchellathicc@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

Every instance has a spez.

[-] TerraTechVoyager@feddit.de 17 points 10 months ago

I think it's fake. Most blind people have modern smartphones. They are actually great tools for blind people with powerful accessibility features. Just the camera alone with text recognition. No way a blind person in her age would have used a flip phone.

[-] Saracha@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago

Maybe but if you go off the dates this was posted and take in the about 2 years of time skip in it. I don't think it's at all crazy a blind person in 2017 had a flip phone.

[-] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

Especially if they've had the flip phone for a couple years at that point too. 2015 flip phone for a blind person is believable.

[-] sag@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Best thing Which I ever read. I always think 4-chan is a place for racist and troller but this change my mind.

[-] TheWoozy@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Just stay away from the site to keep your innocence intact.

[-] malamignasanmig@group.lt 16 points 10 months ago

how the ios apps rendered this extra long image:
memmy: cannot zoom (cannot read it)
lift off: okay zoom, horizontal stretch
thunder: limited zoom, horizontal stretch
voyager: okay zoom, no distortion

[-] PoetSII@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Sync handles it correctly w the image zoomed to fill the screen horizontally

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[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Meanwhile

Jerboa: Image failed to load

[-] sincerity@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

yeah in the thumbnail but tapping it then works perfectly fine, zooms enough and no distortion

[-] spez@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

firefox : works

[-] Redredme@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Sync on android : no prob, cuz. I got your back.

Click on it. Zooms in automatically.

Yes it costs money or pushes ads down your throat but it is such a nice app.

[-] Rooty@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Connect: pinch to zoom, can scroll in all directions.

[-] arin@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Thought Anon was a lying virgin after she lead him to the bedroom and skipped the events but it made sense at the end

[-] vulnerability@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

This was so good, the whole time I was just yelling to not have a bad ending and ruin my day. I wish my life could turn around like this.

[-] DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Man, with the shit that I've seen, imma be honest, I did not expect this to be so wholesome

[-] Bread@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Conspiracy time, she spilled the drinks on him intentionally. She knew what she was doing. Gotta get a slice of Anon.

[-] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Fake and gay

If anon cared about self improvement, he wouldn't be on there, but on facebook, making dad jokes

Something bad happened somewhere

[-] argentcorvid@midwest.social 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Nice crop

[-] god@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

I was fully expecting Jessica to die by the end. I was like "aaand cancer?" every couple scrolled pages. The end caught me off guard cuz she was alive and uncle too. I thought the paper bag was cancer, I thought the uncle's letter was cancer. The internet has ruined me. Lmao

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