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[–] HamBrick@programming.dev 59 points 10 months ago (3 children)

non-spray non-cooking stick

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

reminds me of a joke that's fun to tell kids:

what's brown and sticky?

The kids usually think about it and say "eew, poop?"

No. A stick. A stick is brown and stick-y.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Also, vegemite

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

I am a stick.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 8 points 10 months ago

That a nice-looking stick ya got there

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

The butter was actually a non-spray, non-stock cooking stick.

Put a hotdog on the end, and what you have is actually a non-spray cooking stick.

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 56 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is peak shitposting. Love it

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Okay, you win

[–] TodaviaTyler@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I'm definitely here for this!

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've heard it mainly sticks to kids

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago
[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

That's what I was gonna say. If it doesn't stick it doesn't do as much damage.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] MacNCheezus 21 points 10 months ago
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Shish kebab?

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How about stick cooking spray and spray cooking stick? Please advice.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Napalm for sticky cooking spray?

Edit: sticky spray cooking

[–] hex_m_hell@slrpnk.net 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Non-stick spray cooking will also spray cook sticks. It can act as a stick cooking spray.

I hope this helps.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

What about non sticky non cooking non spray?

[–] MacNCheezus 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus 3 points 10 months ago

Well, then she oughta take a shower perhaps

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Now cook and touch my spray stick.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Non, regrette rien.

[–] ahriboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Please, do not use superglue spray as hairspray.