Acting funny, but I don't know why... 'Scuse me while I ~~kiss the sky~~ kiss this guy

Hendrix. Purple Haze

Golden Earring - Radar Love

We've got a thing that's called ~~red hot love~~

We've got a wave in the air

~~Red hot love~~

In my defense, I was hearing this over sometimes-fuzzy analog radio rather than off a tape or CD where the track title might clue me in. Less defensible: not noticing the other words that make more sense when talking about radar.

The ultimate misheard lyrics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUAaHkGpJy8&t=32

There this French fold band, Skáld that usually sings in Old Norse language. In the song Hross, the first line of the chorus is "Hverir eru þeir tveir?". The way they sing those first two words sounds like "Fevereiro", which is the Portuguese (my native language) word for February.

Working with guys who's 1st language isn't English singing "Take me to Monkey Town", instead of "Take me to Funky Town."

"Carry a laser" - Mr. Mister

I just can't understand 90% of lyrics.

I had a friend in grade school that argued with me about the lyrics to Kenny Rodgers The Gambler. He was loudly and angrily certain the song said "You gotta know how to hold 'em" and would NOT hear my suggestion that it is really "when to hold 'em".

The next day he quietly told me I was right.

For Whom the Bell Tolls
"~~Ni**as~~ fight on the hill in the early day..." == Make his

Every girl's crazy about a sharp dressed man= every girl's crazy about his shotgun hair.

"It's all about the big, 'bout the big snow shovel."

Call Me Maybe / Carly Rae Jepsen

You took your time with the call
I took no time with the fall
You gave me nothing at all
But still, you're in my way
I beg and borrow and steal
~~Swear to Satan it's real~~ At first sight, and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it
But it's in my way

Yep. Knew it was wrong, but that's what I heard. TIL what the actual lyrics are.

Suffragette City:

"The smell of fat chicks just puts a smile on my face"

Billy Joel - She's Always a Woman

She hides like a child but she's ~~always a woman to me~~ == a weasel-woman to me

Killswitch Engage - My Curse

~~This is my curse~~

This is my purse

My aunt once told me when one of my cousins was like 4 or 5, he was singing along to Band on the Run, but saying "Hand on the rug"

There be a hot tub in the town of Berlin .

What have I become my Swedish friend?

Freed from desire - Gala Rizzatto. I always thought it was "My love has got no money, he's got his trumbalyse" and I never knew what a trumbalyse was.

Also Peter Kay did a great bit around misheard lyrics.