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[–] SovereignState@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 1 year ago

Communism is when you have two cows, and the government takes both.

[–] Redderthanmisty@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 1 year ago

Socialism is when the government does stuff.

And it's more socialism for the more stuff it does.

And if it does a real lot of stuff, it's Communism.

[–] IStealXiBucks@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 year ago

Communism is when the spoon is comically big.

[–] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 year ago

When I eat all the grain

[–] olgas_husband@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

is when the state does things

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

And when it's only a few things? Socialism.

[–] TheCommunismButton@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago

A system based on democratic communities, the most basic of which is the HOA

[–] areyoulessthan@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Communism is when uhh no iphone venezuela

[–] Oppo@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 year ago
[–] HaSch@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's when you are visited by an apparition of your loved ones, dissolve into an orange liquid in a cross-shaped explosion, and get applause from a penguin

[–] frippa@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Marxism-leninism-evaism is the way forward! 🗿🇩🇪🗿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🗿🇷🇺🗿🇬🇪🗿🇨🇳🐧

[–] purahna@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 year ago

It's exactly what you posted a picture of - nothing more, nothing less.

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Communism is whatever tf Pol Pot was doin'

[–] Valbrandur@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's when the government gives everyone the same amount of human nature

[–] Binkie55@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 year ago
[–] soekarnoenjoyer@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Communism is when 15 billion population died and then magically re-appeared to 20 billion population

[–] big_spoon@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago

communism is anything i don't like about capitalism or right-wing ideologies

[–] funky_tomatoe@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ComradeSalad@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] frippa@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

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[–] Sal@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

It is similar to a rareuism but it happens a lot more often

[–] lemat_87@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When I am coerced to ride a bicycle instead of Dodge RAM

[–] BenEarlDaMarxist@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Communism is when government bootlicking, unlike capitalism, which is when megacorporation bootlicking.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Communism is when gamercide.

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Oh, you said wrong answers.

[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Gomunism is when no food 1984 north korechina union bad government does stuff

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Successful.