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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I thought this was the name of an isekai for a second

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago

I think it could work.

[–] Fisch@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

That would be fire ngl

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

"And now i wander in dungeons with what i have learned" instead of AMA and we are done

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 27 points 2 years ago

Oops, I did it again

I played with your heart, got lost in the game

Oh baby, baby

Oops, you think I'm in love

That I'm sent from above

I'm not that innocent

[–] TheDeepState@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Do you shave your pubs so it looks like Hitler’s stache?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

You must have seen my OnlyFans

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Then Hitler shaved his mustache and used OP's pubes as a replacement, like one of those photo cutouts at Disneyland. And then they'd laaaugh. Oh, how they laughed.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

No he shaved the opposite pattern so that when hitler deep throats him I completes his pubes.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who kidnapped you from the past?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Which government? The reptile ones?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

They are all reptile governments.

[–] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sometimes micro-dosing is just straight up trippin' balls.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I tried my best to save the world but I was kidnapped through time.

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

hate it when it happens

[–] ExLisper@linux.community 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Did you fly to Germany and travel back in time there or did you travel back in time in US and travel to Germany in 1930?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

I traveled half way to Germany, then traveled to 1930, then traveled the rest of the way to Germany.

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

you can say he was bottom, everyone knows

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Any threesomes with Eva Braun?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

that must've been pawsome

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why does this sound like a Japanese light novel title.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Because it is

[–] rug_burn@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does he like to cuddle after?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Yes. He resists at first but then I squeeze him tight and he submits and starts to pur.

[–] speaker_hat@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Why did you call your son Spez? Did Adolf recommend this name?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

I named my son Spez so that when I abuse him I know that a Spez is suffering.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought you were referencing the amazingness that is: Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's a beautiful love story.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How's he in bed? Is he a top or a bottom

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

He thought he was a top but I showed him that he was a bottom.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But what about the Japanese

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

The Japanese are just Germans in a different time zone.