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I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago (2 children)

[–] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I thought this was the name of an isekai for a second

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago

I think it could work.

[–] Fisch@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

That would be fire ngl

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

"And now i wander in dungeons with what i have learned" instead of AMA and we are done

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 27 points 10 months ago

Oops, I did it again

I played with your heart, got lost in the game

Oh baby, baby

Oops, you think I'm in love

That I'm sent from above

I'm not that innocent

[–] TheDeepState@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Do you shave your pubs so it looks like Hitler’s stache?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

You must have seen my OnlyFans

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

Then Hitler shaved his mustache and used OP's pubes as a replacement, like one of those photo cutouts at Disneyland. And then they'd laaaugh. Oh, how they laughed.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

No he shaved the opposite pattern so that when hitler deep throats him I completes his pubes.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Who kidnapped you from the past?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The government.

[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Which government? The reptile ones?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

They are all reptile governments.

[–] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes micro-dosing is just straight up trippin' balls.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I tried my best to save the world but I was kidnapped through time.

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

hate it when it happens

[–] ExLisper@linux.community 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Did you fly to Germany and travel back in time there or did you travel back in time in US and travel to Germany in 1930?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

I traveled half way to Germany, then traveled to 1930, then traveled the rest of the way to Germany.

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago

you can say he was bottom, everyone knows

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Any threesomes with Eva Braun?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah. And the dog too.

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

that must've been pawsome

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why does this sound like a Japanese light novel title.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Because it is

[–] rug_burn@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Does he like to cuddle after?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Yes. He resists at first but then I squeeze him tight and he submits and starts to pur.

[–] speaker_hat@lemmy.one 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Why did you call your son Spez? Did Adolf recommend this name?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

I named my son Spez so that when I abuse him I know that a Spez is suffering.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thought you were referencing the amazingness that is: Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's a beautiful love story.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How's he in bed? Is he a top or a bottom

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

He thought he was a top but I showed him that he was a bottom.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But what about the Japanese

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

The Japanese are just Germans in a different time zone.