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[–] teft@startrek.website 77 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] Krompus@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

!risa@startrek.website is leaking

[–] teft@startrek.website 24 points 1 year ago

You can't have someone post Olé with a username of Data's cat Spot and expect me to refrain from posting A Fistful of Datas pictures.

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

One day, all will be Risa.

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've never watched Star Trek all the way through, but I always thought I knew what it was about... until now

[–] teft@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago

This episode doesn't even make the top ten weirdest things in Trek.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

all the way through.. man star trek the next generation is borderline purely episodic. other than a handful of episodes, each one lives in a bubble and you dont need to see the one where data wears a sombrero and fires a double barreled shotgun into a crowd of people to appreciate the one where his twin brother Lore tries to undermine his sense of android well being. kind of like skittles, if you eat one skittle it has no impact on a skittle you may or may not eat years later (again, there are several exceptions, but not many). its perfectly formulaic and episodic.

Also, riker totally fucks the alien chick when shes hot and there's nothing shameful about masturbating thinking about that no matter what your entire family says when your wife brings it up in tears on christmas eve.

somtimes, riker also fucks the non-bianary alien days before their tragic non-consensual conversion therapy

[–] Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're going to make me rewatch this episode now.

[–] Krompus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have a great username :3

Gracias, mi amigo.

[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably one of the best TNG episodes.

[–] teft@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

The town of Deadwood may face danger once again. If they do... they will need a sheriff... and a deputy.

[–] JimmyDean@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What kind of psycho gets a knuckle tat on the inside of their knuckles?

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 16 points 1 year ago

What a basic bitch ass tattoo regardless of its shit placement.

[–] Buffaloaf@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And if they hold out just the one hand it's "HOPE ROMA" 🙏🍅

[–] Napain@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] boeman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah. It means "Gullible fool"

[–] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

How's that variety?

[–] Toneswirly@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 1 year ago

Quality shitpost right here

[–] exododo@leminal.space 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I met a hopaness once and he was definitely rom tic

[–] genoxidedev1@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

I read "El Hopaness Romantic" and was like, well if they put an L instead of the N in "Hopaness" it would be okay 👍

[–] donut4ever@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

I actually laughed out loud 😂

[–] mothersprotege@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Confused about whether to upvote! Down is good, and up is no.

[–] callyral@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Hoprom elan esstic 🪄

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Hopelesssofrantic

[–] Transcendant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you think they did it this way because it would be too painful to tattoo fingertips? Can you tattoo fingertips?!

[–] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can tattoo anywhere that is skin, but it doesn’t stay nice for long on the palmar side of the hand, I imagine it would be much worse on the finger tips.

I know a number of people who got their wedding “rings” tattooed on and were told by the artist that the under side would smudge and fade within a year or so. Years in, some have disappeared on that side and some are just an inky smear at this point.

[–] Transcendant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Interesting, I didn't know that. Thanks

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"Eless Hopantic Rom" 👀

[–] bufordt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm a hopeless romantic.

You're just hopeless.

[–] HamBrick@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Comments you can hear

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You're just El Hopaness!

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Even "hopeless romantic" is bullshit (of the existential kind).

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

El

Hpe

Oanss

Rmt

Oic

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

A hopeless romantic domestic abuser more like it lol

"I'm just trying to LOVE you! With my fists!"