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[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ladies and gentlemen, the European mullet.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago
[–] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Holy shit, this is for real. The last post I saw with this guy, I thought it might be a eurojoke I didn't quite understand, like the ramen on head memes, but oh nooooooo. ʘ‿ʘ

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Really enjoying how much of a global user base there is here. Maybe 10% of the content I see in All are posts I don’t even know where to start with. Like the ramen heads, I could google it, but it’s kinda neat to see a meme evolve while understanding nothing about it.

[–] codeboy@feddit.de 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The ramen heads is just a single guy who calls himself instantnoodles. He puts instantnoodles on people's heads in his posts. He just posts a lot so it seems like a lot of people are doing that (although a few days ago other people actually also did this but with different noodles)

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Do you go to magic shows and tell people how the tricks work? I didn’t want to understand it because I enjoy not understanding it.

[–] codeboy@feddit.de 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There I made you a meme you won't understand to compensate

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Ah sweet sweet nonsense

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Yeah in the post I saw before this one you could definitely tell he had erectile dysfunction. I'm glad he found help

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I’m just going to leave this here…

[–] ElHopanessRomtic@feddit.de 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bael422@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Nah, the cat wore it better

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That cat suddenly starts a dog hate group

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I’m just going to leave this here…

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I’m just going to leave this here…

(I hate how long I had to stare at his corrupt face while making this…)

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago
[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Party in the back, and fuckmashitup in the front, sides, back, and insides.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

First Trump, then Milei and now this guy. Politics is really turning into some sort of performance art.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Geert Wilders had been looking stupid for ages too.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

yea he was in my mind too but was lazy to look up his name. I guess we should also add Boris Johnson to the list. Erdoğan is also a great performer but he acts exclusively in Turkish so he is not as famous.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Boris Johnson

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

This is an insult to erectile dysfunction.

[–] CodeName@infosec.pub 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

This man has no friends, because if he did they would pull him aside and suggest a barber to him.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago
[–] Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

The new Playmobile spokesperson.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He looks like the 12 year old son of a minor lord in the 11th century

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 7 months ago

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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Skua@kbin.social 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Absolutely no Scandinavian hazel trees are involved

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Short for "Hasselhoff"

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago

Just buzz the fucking thing off my god You clearly own a pair of clippers.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't think that mustache is a good look for Sia.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

haha I had to go back and look, I never even SAW the damned split-stache, that thing is stealthy compared to the hairlmet he's rockin

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago
[–] MediciPrime@midwest.social 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

All y'all ripping on bro 😭

I'm wondering about his policies 🤔

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm guessing mandatory church, mandatory home schooling until 28, mandatory marriages arranged by the minister of cousinfuckin' er, inter-breeding control.

[–] ultranaut@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Is he doing performance art?

[–] SteefLem@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

a wig he purchased but clipped it so nicely so you might not know?

I'm guessing parochial / religious zealot but ymmv