it's gross : memes

[+] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 61 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

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[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago

Right here officer. Ya that's the guy

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm sad the Chris Hanson meme has lost popularity but also glad people quit being weird enough for it to be needed

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh my sweet summer child...

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For it to be needed regularly.

Once upon a time you could drop one of those in every third thread. People really just out here saying anything on the internet.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah this is what I meant. In the early days of the interwebs it wasn't uncommon to be afraid of clicking a hyperlink on the off chance it's cheese pizza.

[–] Stanwich@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

God. Damn. ಠ_ಠ. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .

[–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Good on you for dating a 99 year old woman!

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Chris Chan?

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Oof!

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world -2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You know, these sorts of jokes are very similar to the subject they depict... used to be everywhere on the internet, not very funny and now they're dead.

[–] far_university1990@feddit.de 40 points 10 months ago (4 children)

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

[–] Fudoshin@feddit.uk 5 points 10 months ago

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!

[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 10 months ago

[–] LittleBorat2@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You used the wrong font there. This is not the federal republic font.

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

SPRICH

[–] TwoCubed@feddit.de 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

DEUTSCH

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

HURENSOHN

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I...don't get it.

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 79 points 10 months ago (3 children)

In German, "groß" (pronounced the same way as "gross" in English) means "large."

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

it only works on paper for its pronounced ever so slightly differently. you could say it doesnt fit

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago

you could say it doesnt fit

That's what she said?

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago

Lol, that's funny. Thanks for explaining!

[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago

It can be spelled the same but is never pronounced the same. Your girlfriend needs to be texting you for this joke to work.

[–] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 15 points 10 months ago

"Gross" means "large" in English

[–] H1jAcK@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ich habe einen großen Bleistift

[–] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't speak pretzel, but I'm pretty sure this is a lie.

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Works better if she's french.

[–] quantenzitrone@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

But the french won't invade the Kommentarsektion...

[–] shadearg@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Bye, Beni."

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but he's got all the horses...

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Looks like your on the wrong side of the riiiiveerrrrrr

[–] ComradeR@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago

Then I wake up and remember that I don't have a dick... Scheiße!

[–] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 8 points 10 months ago

That goes without saying.

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