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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago

Anything cast iron will do tbh

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 30 points 9 months ago (3 children)

where the hell did that image come from

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago

You should try browsing deep into stock images sometime. Some weird shit in there.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

no, i need to stay away from it

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Okay Mac. Wink wink.

[–] whhavinfun@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

From a video she made about pansexuality

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] whhavinfun@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago
[–] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I would argue dutch ovens aren’t pans

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

They're deep pans if you think about it

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're not a pansexual unless you've had to apply the Harkness Test to a sexual partner.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, you should always check whether or not your sexual partner is former Liverpool FC left back Steve Harkness.

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do your diligence, guys. I wont make that mistake a third time

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Steve will be heartbroken!

[–] MinusPi@yiffit.net 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Wow, the same joke literally everyone makes when someone says they're pansexual. How funny and unique.

[–] Zeon@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

If you like pans you can just say that

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Much better to imagine they fucking all of pangea

[–] MinusPi@yiffit.net 3 points 9 months ago

Now that's a take I can get behind

[–] AngelJamie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Haven't seen her in a while.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Isn't she the one who started out great but then suddenly got all "red-pilled"? Or was that Jenna Marbles? Neither?

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yep, that's Laci Green. Started out great and then did a total 180.

Jenna just left YouTube because she was targeted by right-wing troll (disingenuously holding her to leftist ideals they themselves didn't believe or care about) and decided exiting YouTube was preferable to dealing with manufactured outrage or to possibly harming or otherwise negatively impacting her viewers.

Jenna was and is one of the good ones and her being ran off the platform is one of the great tragedies of YouTube.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fucking right wing troglodytes and their bullshit taking two of the best creators on all of youtube from us 🤬

[–] psy32nd@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Maybe I'm coffee-cup-sexual

[–] MacNCheezus 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not for nothing but that scene in spider Man where he stops the train was a sexual awakening for me

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

I have many questions, none of them I want answered.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Better than a Dutch rudder?

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Licking the bottom, so dirty.

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is so much better than imagining the Pans Labyrinth eyeball hand thing

[–] Twelve20two@slrpnk.net 1 points 9 months ago

Ah, The Pale Man. One of my favorite monsters and performances by Doug Jones (although he does a great job in pretty much all his roles [such as the Fawn in the same movie])

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago

I like a good dutch oven, too, OP. What does yours smell like?

[–] Teon@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago
[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

So "pansexual" means you like smelling farts? I was so misinformed.

[–] Menteros@lemm.ee 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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