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[–] Trashcan@lemmy.world 150 points 9 months ago

I hope it was a genious piece of code that was miles ahead of what it replaced.

And still it got rejected πŸ˜„

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 83 points 9 months ago

Linus has really gone off the deep end

[–] dan@upvote.au 74 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's funny but a obvious fake. There's no such thing as "permanently" closing a Github issue.

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 21 points 9 months ago

I swear that used to be a thing (like instead of "wontfix" it was "permanently") or maybe I'm misremembering.

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 61 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Maven@lemmy.sdf.org 62 points 9 months ago

There are people in PR thread explaining it's a reference to this screenshot. Which is fake, for the record.

[–] backhdlp@iusearchlinux.fyi 53 points 9 months ago

The weirder part is the issues they don't do that in.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)

All of those are dated after the meme. I think it's safe to say that account is based on this meme, not the other way around.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Yea, that's what I meant. I just worded it badly.

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 months ago

This person is a treasure

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago (3 children)

This is what being on the Internet does to people.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

It makes you fuxy wuxied?

[–] anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And that's how it spreads.

One of us. One of us. One of us.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

ffxiv catgirls are a gateway to fur suits.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Programming socks were a mistake.

[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well how fucked up are his/her commits? Straight blinding matterial + useless?

[–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yeah good code is good code. Bad code is bad code.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Wait, since when?

[–] anzo@programming.dev 0 points 9 months ago

I think you forgot to mention code that actually runs. I am sure I've seen some repos that really work! /S

[–] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 9 months ago

Imagine meeting this person irl

This PR/meme is my spirit animal

[–] enitoni@beehaw.org 6 points 9 months ago

Dan Abramov swearing is like seeing a unicorn