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Toby Keith's Remains Solemnly Placed In Red Solo Urn (www.theonion.com)

submitted 11 months ago by tree@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You know, I don't think he'd even be mad about that

[–] wrath_of_grunge@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

me either, dude was pretty laid back and would probably have gotten a chuckle out of being remembered that way.

nobody's perfect and i know some people had issues with things he said, but i had to work a show for him once, and he was nice and treated everyone well.

that's a nice change of pace from working a show, where making eye-contact with the celeb was a fire-worthy offense.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 23 points 11 months ago

Oh shit he's actually dead. Well I'd be honoured if the onion joked about my passing.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Oh fuck that's dark! Lol.

[–] wrath_of_grunge@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Now, I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow

But only you, red, will do for this fellow

[–] GammaGames@beehaw.org 1 points 11 months ago

🫡

[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago

I see you theonion... well played.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 5 points 11 months ago

RIP BOZO

[–] acetanilide@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

You got me

[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

RIP in peace