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[-] IdiosyncraticIdiot@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 months ago

I really hope people don't think these are the only two options...

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 31 points 4 months ago

The larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 25 points 4 months ago

Good thing there's so many cute bois on the internet

[-] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago

Nah man this is how I meet all the hot chicks

[-] IdiosyncraticIdiot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

All my funny replies would probably get me banned, which I don't want since I enjoy Lemmy.

So instead you get this:

Did you misspell 50 y/o men?

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 points 4 months ago

Very conveniently next door

[-] JoMomma@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

They are if you're looking to smash a sith

[-] THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch 17 points 4 months ago

But but internet doesn't have any woman

[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 13 points 4 months ago

Hey ladies, I love long walks on the beach. And however statistically unlikely, I'm actually very attractive

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Hubba hubba

[-] sheogorath@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Real shit tho, go join a community IRL and it's much better to meet someone new. As you already have the same interest it'll be much better to bond.

this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2024
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