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America Combines Most Popular Sport With Most Popular Tragedy (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 1 year ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 23 points 1 year ago

it just saves time. makes sense. everybodys prayin already anyway

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I know reality is off the rails and makes satirisits' jobs hard, but sometimes the Onion proves that they still got it and they are at the top of their game.

Edit: it's not the onion I guess. My bad. Saw the comm icon and thought it was the favicon for the link.

[–] UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's also the onion subreddit or whatever lemmy calls it. It's still a satirical site similar to Onion

[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Oh the humanity...!

"Oh the humanity" signs for sale at $11.99> Decorate your rumpus room, your living room, or the bedroom of your child who was murdered during a school shooting.

Special offer! Mass shooting victims get half off. Must provide proof.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

What a bizarre way to learn the news.

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

All-american traditions.

[–] z00s@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

They combined shooting people with shooting people?