Get her smoking smarties, my kid does it and he's a friggin' genius.
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2024
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In New Zealand smarties are a cheap M&M knockoff. Probably to stop us from partaking in drug culture.
You might need a dab rig for that
Stop tricking me into knowing how to consume drugs. I will not 'dab' the smartie. I will not smoke the kratom. I will not listen to the 432hz psy-trance.
There is nothing wrong with huffing soap, candles, perfume, incense, flowers, or farts
STOP HUFFSHAMING 😤
this post is wifephobic
Edit - I really want to report this post and list the reason as wifephobia because I think that would be a really silly thing to see in the public modlog, but I'm worried that it would come across wrong to the community or be annoying to our darling moderators, so please instead just know that I thought about it so much that I wrote this edit
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get some of that IOF chemical weapon skunk juice and spray it on the candles so they dont smell good anymore
Also a chemical weapons-free house as per the Geneva convention segment of our prenuptial contract.
There’s a company that makes a candle called “swamp ass”. I can’t confirm if it’s accurate, but the smell is definitely vile. Try replacing the labels on if those with something from her usual “sandalwood” fix.