If you're gonna go for the unusual, you have to fully commit to it. Don't stop halfway, because it's gonna be cringe. But if you go all the way, they will call it art, and they'll pay you multiple times over what you paid for it.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (7 children)

With art, there is an inverse relationship between the number of people who will buy it and how much they'll pay for it. Art everyone wants is cheap, niche art is expensive.

If you go full send, you can charge more if the stars align and you can find a buyer.

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[–] StoneyDcrew@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Dude is trying to sell a kitchen that only the protagonist from saints row would buy

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 7 points 1 year ago

I initially saw this post while wearing blue blocking glasses and it looked completely normal

As a survival strategy I therefore propose

[–] DocFrobozz@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I would 100% splash some teal accents up in there and go full 1994 jazz ass kitchen

[–] FrostKing@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly I love that kitchen.

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

It's hideous.

My SO would love it.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanos Kitchen

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Like Thanos and Grimmace had a three way with Barney

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly, the interior decor of a house probably seldom matters.

It always depends on geography.

If you have a outrageously painted kitchen inside a house in a prime area, no one is going to care about the colors of the cupboards.

[–] MacNCheezus 6 points 1 year ago

Well, if you have a house to sell in a prime area, there's no need to put in an outrageous kitchen like that in order to attract buyers. The only reason you'd need to do that is if your house ISN'T.

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

I like it.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

My eyes hurt. But suddenly I want cherry swirl ice cream.

[–] bramblepatchmystery@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago

I love it... unfortunately I can't buy a house.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Cool AF for a place to visit.

Would not want to live there permanently. Is OP a wizard or something? Lol

[–] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Would probably change the cabinets to a lighter color but I love it.

[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

im sure this is fake but, would

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

POV: you're on your kitchen while your husband keep looking at his rocks.

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I guess I have bad taste sign me up

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nice fuckin' model, lmao....

[–] SocialistWombat@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Living in a Ribena commerical

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