POV: you're cornered at a wedding by that one uncle and he tries to break the ice by telling you a racist joke about China.
Is this the pedo Prince or am I being racist to British/white people?
Its pedos all the way down, but this one is Prince William, the guy caught cheating with a woman 2 years her junior Rose Hanley. Not Prince Andrew, the guy who Epstein let sexually assault Virginia Giuffre
Is Bottoms any good? Really loved Ayo Edebiri in The Bear. (also why did she meet prince habsburg lmao)
It's good.
I enjoyed it, but it wasn't as good as I felt it could have been. It was a while ago when I watched but I remember thinking that the editing left it feeling rather rough. Typical teen movie slop (now with lesbians!) though.
man boasting about his foot fetish to a captive audience
If I was parasite in chief I would get a better haircut
It has to be bad on purpose, right? There's no way you roll with that thinking it actually looks good.
The problem with male pattern baldness is after a certain point trimming off more the precious hair you have left is the correct solution. Billy here is unwilling to face that fact.
Ya just gotta shave it off, and work with a beard. Unless you really wanna rock the balding look, I guess. But I've met a lot of dudes who try to keep the illusion going and that shit just don't work, and you can just feel the insecurity dripping off of them.
I always tell em, you can't cling on to something you're not. Be who you are and don't try to hide it, or you'll just be haunted by it.
Bearded cue ball is one way if you have the beard to make it work.
The other way is to just clean up the haircut he has now and go for the office hard-ass look. Like the doctor from voyager. You've got to have a good brow for it, but if you do it'll look better as you age.
I kid you not, he turnes himself into a pickle!
So then I asked Kate to put it in there as a JOKE!
L to R:
Damn the royals are so cringe.
This inbred guy is super cringe.
Your voice is hurting my stomach.
barely visible lady
He really thinks he's not cringe.
what a strange picture, why is the woman on the right crying?
"And then the other guys all start yelling 'WAZZAAAAAP!' at the same time!"
The prince then thrilled visitors with his four minute a cappella version of what is called in the vernacular the 'tragic clown' aria...
Prince William channeling the eyeball guy from Pan's Labyrinth
Jesus, that man has the face of a horse
Every time I see him I just think 'wow he looks so bad'.
"No, she's a real person, kind of. She is this Canadian girl who pretends to be a green karibu anime girl on the internet, and she's like, super good at Mario Party and even though she denies it, she's totally a cult leader and her catchphrase is "ÆUGH"
Yeah, could say she's my oshi. Easily the best girl in Vshojo. She has an amazing singing voice and her duet with Henya was right up there with Ironmouse.
I mean, the other vshojo girls are great too, I'm a huge fan of Henya, melody and ironmouse too, but haruka has the sweetest and cutest voice of then all and I really identify with her struggles with autism.
Man, it was such a shame Nyanners left Vshojo. She and haruka karibu could have made some incredible covers together. They both have these cute and shy voices that easily compliment each other."
me talking to anybody
"What do you mean you didn't consent to this? 😂 Sweety, you don't get a say, I purchased all of you! I'm a goddamn prince, and if I want to own a person, then they just belong to me! Oh, she's crying, how delightful!"
who are these people?
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