"Nice, finally"

"Honestly, can't blame 'em."

Spaceballs? There goes the planet.

Reminds me of a cool music video.

Too bad Jenny is dead. For now that I am the last man she would come crawling back.

Better drink my own piss

Houston we have a problem

Solitary confinement for life, apparently.

Grabs phone in selfie mode: "Hey guys, you will never believe what just happened..."

¿Dónde están mis pantalones?

I guess I don't need to worry about the divorce hearings

"Oh look, a shooting star! Make a wi- OH FUCK!"

Welp…

Fuck, that's probably gonna delay Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 even further..

“It’ll buff out…”

All full of beeps.

Huh..

That meteor had a lot of penetration power. (The astronaut is a war thunder player)

Oh shit... I left the oven on

Damnit... And Ricky owed me $20. That bastard always manages to find some way to not pay me back.

Well, that happened

Dada or Mama probably

Oh come onnnnnn!

Well, where in the fuck am I supposed to bring these back to?

Phew.

Welp... here I am

Boom, headshot.

Mother FUUUUU. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. 20 years of work to get here, am I'm gonna die. I'm done.

What am I going to do with these two boxes

Geralt sums it up well

Damn now i have to get a slow death instead of an instantaneous one

Fucking FINALLY!

Basically this. https://youtu.be/y4GJle80fVs?si=cs-TCToaaCyLwzIY

Imma need a helluva lot of duct tape, zippy ties, and superglue

Fucking finally, now I can rest in peace.

"Fucking Empire!"

Finally!