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[–] jesusrp98@lemmy.world 153 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

The gas prices will probably go up.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

The shareholders aren’t going to like this.

[–] eguidarelli@lemmy.world 103 points 2 years ago

Houston, you have a problem.

[–] arymandias@feddit.de 62 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

“Why did the earth suddenly teleport ten times closer to the moon.” Then probably something like: “how can an object have sufficient kinetic energy to perfectly perforate the earth but still keep it mostly in tact” also “why is the asteroid burning if it is outside of the atmosphere”. Unless Hans Zimmer was playing in the background, then I would probably say “Dear god!”.

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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago

"Starting to think we'll never get Half-Life 3...."

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 57 points 2 years ago

Thanks, Obama.

[–] the_beber@lemm.ee 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That‘s gonna negatively impact the trout population.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

there is definitely a negative correlation between trout numbers and the number of large asteroids that hit the earth

[–] bzarb8ni@lemm.ee 43 points 2 years ago

"NOT THE EARTH!!

That's where I keep all my stuff!"

 - the tick
[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] neatchee@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (8 children)

"Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm....Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm....Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm............. Dammit this is a difficult choice...."

[–] teft@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Asphyxiation is 10-15 seconds in the vacuum of space. The others are significantly longer.

Just saying.

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[–] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 32 points 2 years ago

Last man standing, bitches.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

At least I brought my towel

[–] HELLZBELLY@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Or "well... fuck."

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[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You don't say anything you just take your helmet off

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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 years ago

Don't panic.

[–] crushyerbones@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

Nooo the economy

(Stolen from another meme)

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

"Well that just happened" - Any Marvel Hero

[–] Insig@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

I should have brought my towel...

[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

This is gonna ruin the economy.

[–] skeeter_dave@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At least climate change got solved

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I love it when a plan comes together.

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Sweet. Not going to have to face that upcoming election result.

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Shit....that's where I kept all my stuff.

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago

Shakira Shakira

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, now I don't have to return those videos to Blockbuster.

[–] neatchee@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Blockbuster

.... Who wants to tell 'em?

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Oh shit, the economy!

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Shit, I forgot to pack potatoes.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Need an xkcd to figure out how fast it would be going to plow straight through the whole earth like that.

[–] quantumantics@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

https://what-if.xkcd.com/20/ towards the end he covers this sort of scenario in the form of a diamond sphere.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 10 points 2 years ago

I never should've doubted Randall

[–] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago

See Linda, this is why I didn't want to go visit your mother!

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

"Finally, it was damn fucking time"

[–] ItsGhost@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

Really simple

“Bollocks”

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 years ago

AAAAAAAH

as I get pelted by Earths space debris

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] erie09@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

"Awww, my sunglasses were in there!"

[–] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 11 points 2 years ago
[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

"LMAO fuck you jeremy"

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Well, at least I don't have to worry about my student loans anymore.

[–] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's just a little asteroid... it's stil good, it's still good!

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No words. Just stand there still for a second, then just drop those boxes and remain standing there.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

Huh, that's not ideal

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