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[โ€“] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 58 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

More like plexin' and batin'

[โ€“] Sabata11792@kbin.social 54 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Random anime pirate site and nutting in a sock :(

[โ€“] spez@sh.itjust.works 51 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[โ€“] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 50 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Kodi & Cuddle

Emby & Embrace

Plex & Sex

EDIT: Stremio and-hopefully-not-an embryo

[โ€“] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 11 points 8 months ago

I want some Plex & Sex ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

[โ€“] Norgur@kbin.social 39 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[โ€“] THE_MASTERMIND 10 points 8 months ago

Homie ? Are you me ?

[โ€“] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

Mpv and hpv?

[โ€“] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Media player and pussy slayer?

[โ€“] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Half of me wants to upvote this. Half of me wants to downvote this.

[โ€“] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

That's another pie chart for you to make

[โ€“] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago

DVDs and STDs

[โ€“] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 8 months ago

YouTube and touch boob

[โ€“] DavLemmyHav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 8 months ago

Jellyfin and F-ing

[โ€“] kaupas24@kbin.social 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

Nice job haha

[โ€“] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Jellyfin and fin dis cock down your throat.

[โ€“] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is so fucking stupid and I laughed so hard

[โ€“] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Kind of my life in a nutshell.

[โ€“] Huschke@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

According to this, people that don't use Netflix are Chads.

[โ€“] Asudox@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Isn't that all of us :)

[โ€“] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 months ago

Jellyfin and jiggle

[โ€“] Okokimup@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Meanwhile, I have no chill.

[โ€“] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 8 months ago

All I've gotta do is get her there. My walkthrough of my Jellyfin server setup will do the rest...

[โ€“] dzaffaires@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Gork@lemm.ee 15 points 8 months ago

Radarr and bonerr?

[โ€“] THE_MASTERMIND 7 points 8 months ago

I want to dm you but this meme, your history and username is giving off a vibe you are not looking for a friend but if you are dm me tho i cool.

[โ€“] pingveno@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] pingveno@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

Heh, I totally didn't notice there were people here from lemmy.blahaj.zone.

[โ€“] Exusia@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Not looking for Netflix and chill but you wanna play Helldivers? We've got a bunch of people together that seem to play semi-regularly rn and if you wanted to make friends hanging out is the first step

[โ€“] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thanks! But I am not much of a gamer.

[โ€“] Exusia@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Fair enough, I also host dnd with some friends if you want to listen in, or if not don't feel pressured.

But for all of us after high school, any new hobby will mean meeting established friend groups and will always be difficult, I understand the pain. I have faith in you finding new friends.

[โ€“] Hellstormy@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Hey, if you don't mind, I'd be interested in that! Definitely seems like a game I'd like. Are you playing on PC or PlayStation?

[โ€“] Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org 5 points 8 months ago

Plex and Pound