Battling demons at midnight in a skyscraper. And shooting myself in the head to do it.

Inciting gang violence and sending hitmen after private security company employees. (Watch Dogs 2)

Murder, assault, battery, racketeering, however they charge it when you rig sporting events for cash (might be more racketeering, idk), I'm getting sued for violating several multimillion dollar contracts and probably a couple wrongful deaths, all before halftime (which is when the murders kick into high gear)

Being a massive slut! That futa cock isn’t there for nothing

Building a City without permits and govermental and democratic oversight while making every street into it a toll streets

vandalism, killing, stealing, Destruction of the environment, etc (terraria)

Abusing animals for labor and fighting with other animals.

Filling my o2 tanks, taking out the trash, and monitoring a tree’s nutrient levels. With a headless dead guy in the middle of the floor the whole time. Only reporting the dead guy afterwards unless someone walks in on me doing so first.

My normal co-workers will even vouch that I do that kind of thing regularly so it’s not even suspicious. It’s just me being weird.

… I’ll be getting the death sentence for that eventually.

Reckless driving and going well, WELL above the speed limit.

Ig I'm under arrest for the murder of multiple military personnel, destruction of company property, animal abuse, possession of illegal firearms, theft, trespassing, and many many other crimes. (Half-Life 1)

Being a Bulbasur that saves the world from natural disasters

Um mass murder, theft, paying prostitutes. Kcd

Depending on ones political alignment, either

Alcoholism and drug abuse during work hours

or

Cultural genocide against indigenous people

illegal trespassing, genocide, destruction of nature and public property, murder, inflicted torture, and 94 other charges

Collecting animals against their wills and forcing them to fight each other with guns then collecting their fluids and oils

Mass murder with the use of explosive devices (and punching people to death (and throwing some of them off cliffs)).

Creating an endless torture mansion (finally got around to Sexy Brutale)

Adopting wild dinosaurs/Animal hoarding... Paleo Pines. It's like the rated G version of ARK. I've got 45 super cute dinosaurs, but because this is a game, I'm rich enough to be able to give them wonderful lives!