i play gloomstalker rogue with criminal background in bg3, so my list of crimes would be pretty deep.
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Refusing to play scramblecoin.
Brotato. The aliens won and they are arresting my 6-armed, starchy ass for killing tons of them.
Korok abuse
Stomping on animals and humans until they die
Murdering a bunch of poachers in the Forbidden Forest by throwing cabbages at them. I doubt the Ministry is going to be too happy about my body count.
Killing aliens in the name of humanity.
I killed a man named Tengu and stole his mask.
Drowning weirdos and children (Nami in LoL)
Sending trained monkeys to murder scores of balloons.
Destroying thousands of members of an alian distributed robotic lifeform.
(The Invincible)
Was thinking about getting it in the current Steam sale. Is it any good? I enjoy playing "walking simulators" if they have a good story
Reckless driving and going well, WELL above the speed limit.
Talking to sheep while in a trotmobile?
Ig I'm under arrest for the murder of multiple military personnel, destruction of company property, animal abuse, possession of illegal firearms, theft, trespassing, and many many other crimes. (Half-Life 1)
Being a Bulbasur that saves the world from natural disasters