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killing zealots

Building factories on planets I am not supposed to be on

Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

Constructing a wood and stone platform in a void world without a permit. Surely that's only worth a fine and a warning.

I may also have stabbed one or two uh, dozen, orcs in my dark room.

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Is pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?

A wee bit of terrorism

Purging heretic with bolters, flamers and chainswords!

Illegal construction (Minecraft)

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

Necromancy

Illegal gambling

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another, I’d rather not choose at all.

If killing monsters for coin is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.

Treaspassing, genocide, possession of weapons, robbery, maybe even invasion of dreams? Not sure if the last one is a law. Oh and killing royalty as well. Also took part in an underground fighting rink, so perhaps battery.

Edit: forgot to mention first and second degree murders. Silly me

I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.

Nuking Pasagardae

Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)

Stealing bison poop I guess

Leading an armed group of mercenaries who go pillaging across the countryside.

Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.

Driving semi trucks through mud pits that the game has the gaul to refer to as roads.

Barding too hard. In every sense you can interpret that.

Poaching and illegal animal trade. With some slavery on the side.

pollution, destruction of nature, illegal mining operations, destruction of property, stealing and animal abuse

Stacking up colorful bricks

Winning the treble with Spurs